Funniest thing I've read in weeks...

[imported_puntomatt]

There's a thread called "Poo" on this retro forum I'm on, read this in work and I was crying with laughter, everytime I look at it I burst out laughing...these guys are mental

I don't like sloppy shits.

I like a war me. I like a long battle. Man against beast. Good solidity is essential for this so I tend to bake it until I'm walking buck-kneed with the strain of keeping it in. Then it's Game On as I try to get a log the size of Moby Dick down the bowl. And it's a real contest because that log has got itself comfy in its new home and it just don't want to go. It takes effort and skill to get rid.

The correct term for the propensity of a turd to not want to leave your arse is Reluctance.
Reluctance is measured in Hurts.

This morning I cracked off a 50 megahurts sasquatch of a log and called it "Bernie".

I'd like to rasie a glass to Bernie.
Bernie mate, you fought well. Respect.

I should say that this thread is currently at 9 pages :lol:

 

[Venters]

Linky!

 

[imported_puntomatt]

As requested

 

[Venters]

LOL you worry my spankboy! I bet you scream 'hadouken' as you POP lmao

I'm so gonna start doing that!