TheCanterburyTale
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You must be a women, moan, moan, moan, get a life
Whats wrong with women?
your not a typical woman hater are you? You sound like one of those middle age men who drive a big 4*4 and work as a shop stacker or sumin. Worse still you sound as if you drive a citroen saxo thats got big wheels and a stupid drum and bass sound system to impress the 14 year old coke sniffers at bus stops.
your not one of those hoody types with concealed weapons of childish destruction are you? you know box cutter type who wasn't loved?
I am a man, who drives a really girly panda, and I wear lipstick and high heels. That should mess your little "oh David bowe is so like 70's cool music". Little Mr Pantera, Megadeath child of the 90's.
Ahh! I got it, your a spanner monkey!
Ch Ch chh changes turn and face the strange.
i had a similiar experience. someone left their jumper in the back of my car and i had to take it to fiat to get it removed.
then a spanner monkey got the jumper out but got oil all over it.
then a spanner monkey got the jumper out but got oil all over it.
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You must be a women, moan, moan, moan, get a life
Also even if I was a woman, I would be the singular not the plural unless of course you call everyone in plural.
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Tell me about it. If you look to the left of the passenger seat, there is I kid you not a space that is about the size of a fifty pence piece. I put some money on the seat for parking. turned one of those corners sharply and the money slipt as I thought under the seat. All except the twenty pence piece that slipt in the only part (gggggrrr arhhhhh why, how?) that couldn't be get at by mortal hands. I tried coat hangers, cardboard, sticky pits, garden wire etc.... nothing. I then checked the seat out and then if you look, two nice little bolts under the seat pan. Tried undoing those, carefully, failed. Machine tools were required so took it to the garge thinking "I look like a plum but I need to get it out". Who in their right mind takes a car seat out by the floor bolts to get money out the side?
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After this escapade going to shove socks in the corners of the front seats.
just put more money in them so it crammed full and you dont have a rattle
and nothing can get in there
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NO, you got it all wrong, I love women think they are great, but you come on here and all you do is shout what do you expect, I have a Fiat Grande punto van for work self employed, I have a Civic type r 07 plate no loud music. I have never come across coke sniffers, you pay six thousand pounds for a car and expect it to be built like a £40,000 Audi.
P.S You have got a cheek calling them spanner monkies
This is the GP section, if you want to talk about crossdressing please do it in the leisure lounge.
Careful if asking for advice in the future here, all the techs (and loads of them) will just ignore you.
P.S You have got a cheek calling them spanner monkies
At least spanner monkies know how car seats are fitted
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This is the GP section, if you want to talk about crossdressing please do it in the leisure lounge.
Careful if asking for advice in the future here, all the techs (and loads of them) will just ignore you.
At least spanner monkies know how car seats are fitted
Hey I know how car seats are fitted. Just don't have super duper Polish (and for you spanner monkeys out there that isn't the mr sheen kind) Power tools to undo the screws.
Why would I ask advice? I just take it along and get it fixed. Might not have a car body left but hey......
Whats wrong with a cross dressing Panda Owner? grrrrr I own car, grrrrr me man, lets talk about manly things in a manly manor.....grrrrr I love footbal its great.....gggggrrr......got a sore throat from too much grrrring. Christian Manchester bloke....grrrr......I mean grrrrr......what the heck grrrrr.....still Andy Murray....hits you there....grrrrrr......
ratchet and socket
Did I say there was?
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NO, you got it all wrong, I love women think they are great, but you come on here and all you do is shout what do you expect, I have a Fiat Grande punto van for work self employed, I have a Civic type r 07 plate no loud music. I have never come across coke sniffers, you pay six thousand pounds for a car and expect it to be built like a £40,000 Audi.
P.S You have got a cheek calling them spanner monkies
Why shouldn't I expect cars to be built with less quality? There is no excuse. The materials are the same, the pay packets to the workers are the same. The only difference I see is public opinion. I mean, look at Skoda and their repuation. Nowasays a skoda....how much is it worth now since being bought my Volkswagen?
If I was spending £40,000 on a car...I would probably get something made a bit more solid than an Audi....maybe a mercedes sprint van, white of course......I love those things....have to get the back fitted out.....but wow, those vans fly......Do like those Ford Transit mini vans mind....though the engine isn't too hot...
I think that the build quality of all cars in this day and age should be pretty good. I mean some cars out there 7 year warrinty!
Rolls Royce Drop head with teak and leather and suicide doors.....thats worth every penny. Not run of the mill, oh what dash have you got plastic sales executive nonsene.
I do like my panda mind.....and the poles have done a great job. Just a shame the British let the show down a bit when it comes to supporting the network at fiat.
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ratchet and socket
hey I don't own any tools....I'm a code Monkey....keyboard and books are my tools not real stuff....Would love to own some of those rinky dinky stuff mind.
By the way, I done the sill on the door.....looks ok.....just need to get some real fine sand paper now though....should be scary fun scratching the car with sandpaper.....then I got the vanish coating....
The roofs of cars are put on last....well was on one of those "how its made" programs......makes sense to me.......I mean I remember doing cell working when I did my operations managment degree.....and If I recall the minimum number of movements the better....why make things hard?
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On a positive note. I love this forum. I love Fiat. I love my Panda.
I would love it if someone brought out the old school style peasant cars mind. I loved the old Pandas, you could mess those things up a treat and then repair them afterwards.
I mean, what on earth is the new 500 about. Its got fake metal car handles with fake metal everywhere. Nice and shiny but why!. If the metal in those cars was real metal, I would have bought one of those. But fake plastic metal.
They done the same to the new panda mind.....whats wrong with real metal or real plastic. I hate fake looking cars made out of silver plastic. The one sales points that I bought my panda was that the interior was made from plastic that looked like plastic without any of that silver plastic stuff.
The new badges are not much cop mind. Big fake plastic.
I would love it if someone brought out the old school style peasant cars mind. I loved the old Pandas, you could mess those things up a treat and then repair them afterwards.
I mean, what on earth is the new 500 about. Its got fake metal car handles with fake metal everywhere. Nice and shiny but why!. If the metal in those cars was real metal, I would have bought one of those. But fake plastic metal.
They done the same to the new panda mind.....whats wrong with real metal or real plastic. I hate fake looking cars made out of silver plastic. The one sales points that I bought my panda was that the interior was made from plastic that looked like plastic without any of that silver plastic stuff.
The new badges are not much cop mind. Big fake plastic.
FIAT I guess......
maybe they just took side bit off the seat, if they did then wont be them who scratched the car then will it
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Nope they def took it out by the floor bolts, I popped into the garage and caught the guy with the whole thing in his hands putting the seat back in.
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Ok, you have got you few days of fame and bored the pants of most people on here, give it a rest:doh:
And like has been said this is the quickest/easiest way to do it so you didn't 'catch' him do anything but the correct way:bang:
surprise surprise to hear this-im the so called spanner monkey
before you start slagging us spanner monkeys off you need to get your facts correct.
you told me your car was umarked so why come in that day for a touch up stick which i used-not a marker pen as you say
ripped seat out-no 4 bolts how do you think they are held in??
anyhow you said no-one ever sat in the passenger side so how does a 20p fall down the side-i know the panda is small but surley you dont span across both seats?
anyhow enjoy your panda and lets hope you have nothing important to worry about!!
before you start slagging us spanner monkeys off you need to get your facts correct.
you told me your car was umarked so why come in that day for a touch up stick which i used-not a marker pen as you say
ripped seat out-no 4 bolts how do you think they are held in??
anyhow you said no-one ever sat in the passenger side so how does a 20p fall down the side-i know the panda is small but surley you dont span across both seats?
anyhow enjoy your panda and lets hope you have nothing important to worry about!!
