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Go and find a donkey in a field.
Stare deeep into its eyes for a few minutes. Stop. Walk away.
Ponder what you just did and try to come to a sensible conclusion. Rinse and Repeat until you understand that theres no sensible conclusion for that problem.
Or ponder that idea on logic
Theres this too: A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.
The bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering
with fear."
The lion says: "if I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of
me."
The chicken says: "Big deal. I only have to cough once, and the entire
planet ****s itself."
Stare deeep into its eyes for a few minutes. Stop. Walk away.
Ponder what you just did and try to come to a sensible conclusion. Rinse and Repeat until you understand that theres no sensible conclusion for that problem.
Or ponder that idea on logic
Theres this too: A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.
The bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering
with fear."
The lion says: "if I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of
me."
The chicken says: "Big deal. I only have to cough once, and the entire
planet ****s itself."
arseofbox said:Go and find a donkey in a field.
Stare deeep into its eyes for a few minutes. Stop. Walk away.
Ponder what you just did and try to come to a sensible conclusion. Rinse and Repeat until you understand that theres no sensible conclusion for that problem.
Or ponder that idea on logic
Theres this too: A bear, a lion and a chicken meet.
The bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering
with fear."
The lion says: "if I roar in the desert, the entire desert is afraid of
me."
The chicken says: "Big deal. I only have to cough once, and the entire
planet ****s itself."
I'm still pondering the logic and have done for the past couple of days
As for the donkey.... could just do with a trip to the seaside and have a ride on one!!!
Confused about the chicken coughing tho
You know it doesnt take much for me to be confused 
why u down in the dumps?
would 10 inches cheer u up?
Dunc
would 10 inches cheer u up?
Dunc
fiatangel said:erm, i dont know whether i dare ask 10" of what?
Im sure 10" of finest italian lace wrapped around some flowers is preferable...but im afraid its more likely to be cheese and ham
fiatangel said:
Don't need a donkey to go for a ride
arseofbox said:Im sure 10" of finest italian lace wrapped around some flowers is preferable...but im afraid its more likely to be cheese and ham
nowt cheesy about my 10 inches
Dunc
fiatangel said:I guess that's what u were meaning?
Yes, yes thats right
arseofbox said:Im sure 10" of finest italian lace wrapped around some flowers is preferable...but im afraid its more likely to be cheese and ham
Yes that definitely would help, but like you say its definitely more likely to be cheese and ham, which i guess is better than nothing
fiatangel said:Must get one at some point then, one just down the road from me
I think they are overpriced, and it's the most confusing place to get a sarnie, even the staff in the one I went to in Nottingham looked lost. It's not a case of going chicken salad please, it's what bread, filling, sauce, would you like a slice of cake too.It was a nice sarnie, but theres better.
fiatangel said:Oh nooooo, sometimes I'm easily confused so perhaps i'd better not go in, could make a total fool of myself and be in there hours.
I've been once, scared to go back
I'll stick to a fillet tower burger from KFC 
