F A O Sinead

[patrick]

Oh Sinead, I long to be
Lieing in bed with you beside me.
Moving my hand here and there
Stroking your blonde shaven hair.

Hearing you say my name,
in your soft irish tounge
As our bodies sing a lovers song.

I'd love to explore your hot hatch
You can see my gearsick ( just stroke dont snatch )
My lust for you, I do declare
I just cant wait to see you bare.

 

[patrick]

hot

eh?

 

[Sinead]

My one!

Let me tell u, Mr Paterson,
Bonking me will be Fun!!
Gearsticks, gaitors, knobs an' all,
Passenger airbags to break ur fall!

Wipers, handbrakes and cambelts
All will add to the pleasure felt,
all I want is ur gearknob,
Gently pulsing in my Gob!

With ur knob in my mouth,
Ur hands slowly moving south,
We will set this place on fire,
With the only rubber in the tyres!

Dirty and smeared all over with oil,
I look up and see u smile!
This is ur idea of heaven
To see me naked, smooth and shaven,

But i have to let u know,
that I want to take it slow
I want my exitement to grow
So when I come, I'll Shout "Bravo"!!!

 

[patrick]

Bugger me !!!

Almost blushing reading that !!!!!

 

[patrick]

dirty letters

[email protected]

 

[patrick]

poem

Feeling reckless, feeling bold,
Your twin airbags, I caress and hold.
My engine ticks over, the revs begin to rise,
As I slide between your thighs.

Now we're moving up a gear,
As my joystick moves very near.
Now we are moving into third,
AS our feelings wont be deterred.

Slipping into over drive,
Your shaven bits open wide.
Dropping a gear, double de-clutch
As I explore your shaven crutch.

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tinaturner/steamywindows.html

 

[Gaz]

Re: poem

Bloody hell, we're gonna need an 'explicit language' warning on here before long Out of interest, how old are you two - Patrick and Sinead? Such talented writing can't be from young whipper snappers now can it??

 

[patrick]

age

Old enough to know better..........
Young enought not to care

 

[Gaz]

Re: age

Pushing 50 then

 

[patrick]

close

But no cigar..............was my birthday 03 06 hoping for something off Sinead

 

[Sinead]

Oh, I missed ur birthday???

Y didnt u tell me? I'd have given u something special! Ahem.......!! Well my birthday was the 08.04.?? It's not polite to ask a woman her age, you know? Lets put it this way Patrick, our honeymoon could be one of the Club 18-30's holidays, and we could keep going back to celebrate our anniversary for another....let me see, tryin to count........8 yrs!

 

[patrick]

That will do me

Off to get measured for my suit

 

[Sinead]

Jesus,

Were u waitin for me to come online or what?

And what about you? What age are u?

 

[patrick]

Always

Always waiting for you
Moments seem like hours,
Hours pass so slowly...............

Almost the big three OH.
Luckily, see chatting with you, I have started taking the double dose of vitamin pills...just in case. Oh and I have also sent off for a ***** enlargement kit

 

[Sinead]

Umm!

And do you know how to use the kit or will we experiment together? Anyway, theres always ur hands or cucumbers or......

 

[patrick]

chatting with you

I dont think I need it............startling effect or what!

 

[Sinead]

Ah, but are u brave enuff?

so u gonna go into chat and talk there? or do u wanna hide behind the messages?

 

[patrick]

chat

see you there