Brits in dirty hands shocker!

[ChrisUK]

this has made my day. I've seen bum guns in hotels and used them but it just doesn't seem right

Seems sexual doesn't it .

I normally end up that soaked it's easier to get in the shower .

 

[PuntoHowTo]

What's even worse for the UK lot is you guys are using toilet paper after your number 2's... at least I have a bumgun so I don't have to touch anything :yuck:

How do you know its clean? Least with bog roll you can have a sneaky look.

this is probably why Colorectal Cancer rates are so high in Taiwan, they wash away the signs! bog roll could save your life ben ! :slayer:

 

[Honeymonster]

Funily enough I was talking about this the other day. My brother is traveling the world at the moment while taking a planned short break from the financial industry.

He was in Korea when he sent me this:



Apparently all the toilets there have these funky seats which heat your bum when it's cold and then clean and dry it after your finished.

He did say he'd recommend not pressing the button that looks like a woman on a fountain....

Crazy how high tech other parts of the world are. He stayed in a 'love' hotel as it was the cheapest high end option. He had a pair of Lan linked pc's, a 50 inch plasma, a built in Nintendo Wee, Jacuzzi and much much more. Slightly comical was the welcome pack which contained a large selection of flavored condoms and lubes.... He was staying on his own lol.

Apparently these places are for young couples who still live at home or business men with their bits on the side.

Still for under £40 a night, would I stay there, damn right!

Apparently their internet is so fast they all watch telly constantly on their phones and they have computer game tournaments on the main TV channels.

He's been to Japan since and said it was like going to the future. I always thought of us as quite a technical bunch LOL.

 

[dave]

all that tec, is there a button for getting the skids of the pan with out using the brush?

i think thats what bens jet wash is really for he just a perv and using it wrong. that's why on the other side there is still bog roll

 

[Kier]

all that tec, is there a button for getting the skids of the pan with out using the brush?

i think thats what bens jet wash is really for he just a perv and using it wrong. that's why on the other side there is still bog roll

Or can they take huge ****s? Infact not even huge, my toilet is crap (haha), always getting blocked lol.

 

[Honeymonster]

all that tec, is there a button for getting the skids of the pan with out using the brush?

I'm not sure if you can specify an optional shot blasting attatchment. However I'm sure if you could all branches of McDonalds, KFC and Kebab outlets would have them fitted as standard.

As for what Ben gets up to with his squirter, your guess is as good as mine. The fact he describes irrigation and the water doesn't go everywhere would suggest he does more than just spray from a distance. :yuck:

I hope he doesn't ban me for that. LOL

 

[ben]

Don't knock it until you tried it ... haha.

Those toilets you've shown are the japanese style - but yeah, I don't like them so much. Heated seat can be nice though

 

[Focus Owner]

shat in the sea before, felt good

 

[306maxi]

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=vq3IEY8-2Jk&desktop_uri=/watch?v=vq3IEY8-2Jk&gl=GB

 

[EvoStevo]

Jeez, I go away and return to threads like this

Next your going to discuss which way round you hang your bog rolls, paper to the wall or to the front

 

[dave]

J
Next your going to discuss which way round you hang your bog rolls, paper to the wall or to the front

what surely there isn't any back hangers on this forum

 

[dave]

video in vids thread lead to this




that then lead to this

 

[Kier]

Dave...what the **** are you searching for?!

 

[dave]

Dave...what the **** are you searching for?!

nothing read the words i posted with them, next one was way off topic so had to go back in vids thread

 

[Focus Owner]

anyways, a bit of dirt on the hands is good for you, remember an apple a day keeps the doctor away

i know my hands arnt that bad, just the only picture i had online of my hands

 

[dave]

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