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Bahney
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is it just me that has noticed it ? every post or thread seems to have at least 1 snide comment usually by mr anon which i think is lowering the tone.
i thought most of the abusive posts would have ended with the "reformed" roger ramjet but it appears they havent and they have just been made by other people (i won't name names)
we are all old enough to drive therefore we must all be adults so lets act like it shall we ?
rant over.
and here is a joke to lighten the mood, it certanly made me laugh
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> This is a story about a couple who had been happily
> married for years. The only friction in their
> marriage
> was the husband's habit of farting loudly every
> morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife
> and the smell would make her eyes water and make her
> gasp for air.
> Every morning she would plead with him to stop
> ripping
> them off because it was making her sick. He told her
> he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly
> natural.
> She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that
> one day he would blow his guts out. The years went
> by
> and he continued to rip them out!
> Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing
> the
> turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep,
> she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey
> innards and neck gizzard, liver and all the spare
> parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took
>
> the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was
> sound
> asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she
> pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants
> and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
> Some time later she heard her husband waken with his
> usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood
> curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps
> as
> he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly
> control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing,
> tears in her eyes! After years of torture she
> reckoned
> she had got him back pretty good.
> About twenty minutes later, her husband came
> downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a
> look
> of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked
> him what was wrong.
> He said, "Honey, you were right." All these years
> you
> have warned me and I didn't listen to you."
>
>
>
> "What do you mean?" asked his wife.
>
>
>
> "Well, you always told me that one day I would end
> up
>
> farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.
> But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these
> two
> fingers, I think I got most of them back in.
hope this put a smile on your faces
i thought most of the abusive posts would have ended with the "reformed" roger ramjet but it appears they havent and they have just been made by other people (i won't name names)
we are all old enough to drive therefore we must all be adults so lets act like it shall we ?
rant over.
and here is a joke to lighten the mood, it certanly made me laugh
------------------------------------------------
> This is a story about a couple who had been happily
> married for years. The only friction in their
> marriage
> was the husband's habit of farting loudly every
> morning when he awoke. The noise would wake his wife
> and the smell would make her eyes water and make her
> gasp for air.
> Every morning she would plead with him to stop
> ripping
> them off because it was making her sick. He told her
> he couldn't stop it and that it was perfectly
> natural.
> She told him to see a doctor; she was concerned that
> one day he would blow his guts out. The years went
> by
> and he continued to rip them out!
> Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing
> the
> turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep,
> she looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey
> innards and neck gizzard, liver and all the spare
> parts and a malicious thought came to her. She took
>
> the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was
> sound
> asleep and, gently pulling back the bed covers, she
> pulled back the elastic waistband of his underpants
> and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his shorts.
> Some time later she heard her husband waken with his
> usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood
> curdling scream and the sound of frantic footsteps
> as
> he ran into the bathroom. The wife could hardly
> control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing,
> tears in her eyes! After years of torture she
> reckoned
> she had got him back pretty good.
> About twenty minutes later, her husband came
> downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a
> look
> of horror on his face. She bit her lip as she asked
> him what was wrong.
> He said, "Honey, you were right." All these years
> you
> have warned me and I didn't listen to you."
>
>
>
> "What do you mean?" asked his wife.
>
>
>
> "Well, you always told me that one day I would end
> up
>
> farting my guts out, and today it finally happened.
> But by the grace of God, some Vaseline, and these
> two
> fingers, I think I got most of them back in.
hope this put a smile on your faces
