Peugeot 1.1 (Possibly works underwater but this is unconfirmed) I took this car in part exchange along with some cash for another car I was selling. I didn’t really want it but hey, it got me to Aldi on a regular basis for my all important beer & pizza stock. It has a steering wheel which you can impress the girls with by only using one hand to steer while you busily continue to pick your nose with the other, which you don't even realise you are doing nowadays because its become such a habbit. It has 2 seats at the front and a bench seat at the back which will be perfect for when your bird has passed out from one to many Jager Bombs, so you and your best mate can sit in the front and beep (with the most exquisite horn you ever nearly heard) at the abundance of see through leggins & wedge heeled birds on the way home. The car even features windscreen wipers to make sure you get a better look at those classy lasses and to top it off, the gear stick is long enough to even impress ya mum! Nothing nasty to report about the inside of the car, apart from the drivers seat where the previous owner obviously used his right arm on a frequent basis and wore out the material but at your local sunday car boot sale on a massive hangover you could easily find a set of proper classy car seat covers. It’s a Peugeot 106 from 1998 which is exactly 2 years before 2000 when the world didn’t end and VCRs continued to work. I didn’t do much that New Years eve, not because I was afraid an airplane would fall out of the sky and land on me, I just fancied a quiet night in with my girlfriend of that time, I say girl’friend, she was nearly 40 but a proper sporty little thing, bit ugly but perky where it counted. I myself am no beauty box so us both being a bit ugly I never had and insecurities that she would run off with my best friend lol. But she did about a year later! He left his wife, went a bit mad, got sectioned then released, turned out to be an alcoholic and now has pancreatitis, all is well that ends well. The windows are unbroken glass, have no chips and critically are transparent unlike bricks which are not often used as a window making material. It’s done 75K miles which is much further than I can run and I wouldn’t even attempt to run that far not even for comic relief or children in need unless there was a cash incentive then I would consider it and work out some way to cheat. It would be an elaborate cheat including most likely a helicopter and several disguises, somewhere I have a dress up banana suit which I have only used once so I would probably try to get some more use out of it since I think it cost me about £60 a few years back. The exterior of the car is generally in pretty good condition, there is some surface rust under the rear wheel arches (not that bad) and its had a small ding on the nearside door which hasn’t broken the paint. There are a couple of places (arches, rear bumper) that have been resprayed in places probably due to surface rust in the past. I say resprayed, it actually looks like it’s been done by a drunken blind clown at night hanging upside down from a moving giraffe. Honestly, Ghandi could have done a better job slapping paint on with his flip flops. Estimated cost to have this resprayed by someone that isn’t mentally incapacitated is about £150-200 but who knows, maybe you aren’t the picky type and just want a motor that runs well, is comfy and proper posh on the inside. It’s got a brand new MOT and service and I really can’t see any reason why it won’t fly through its next MOT (apart from the fact that cars don’t fly, be cool if they did) Any inspection, test drive, pretend flight is more than welcome. If you don’t want to drive it you can just sit in the driver’s seat and I can make engines noises but there will be an additional fee for this. I can also make airplane noises my Airbus A380 is very impressive, helicopters are harder but I can try if that is your thing. You can see from the pictures that overall this is a bang tidy motor and you have my word it drives well. If this doesn’t sell I really couldn’t care less, I will keep driving it around not pulling birds. I don’t need to sell it but if you want it you can buy it.
