A Points Guide for Understanding Women

[R12MUS]

Lee evans

Now, we have a small device call sat nav... ye ye ... they have replaced are women giving us all the wrong directions and replace them with another f*cking woman lol.

Women always say stop and ask someone whereas the guy will find out him self and not ask even if it takes hours.

 

[MisssportyGT]

I love Lee Evans lol

Turn Left....Ahhh....Straight Up....Ahhh.....Sweep the Garage....Ah....Then it turns straight back into your wife MAKE A U-TURN MAKE A U-TURN'.



PARCEL FORCE!!!!

What can i do for you? Ring me back it's F***king cheaper

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[R12MUS]

YESSS I TRUE LEE EVANS FAN LOL i love those jokes

HAHA

 

[PNL]

I'm just concerned as to why PNL looks at womens health magazine

Was all I could find at the time Alex ..I had a good one sent to me on email but then found I had deleted it.. and no way was I gonna let Lolly get away with it without a fight..PNL runs..

 

[Biz]

Lol

Like the points system, but from experiance..........it will end up with a man "non point"

I though Quadracitic functions were complicated............you'll always end up with no solutions with a female! lol

 

[volxstu]

Why is it ok for a woman to leave the seat down, therefore meaning the man has to touch it to lift it up....But not ok for a man to leave it up, therefore meaning the woman has to touch it to put it down?

That is a mystery that i have been trying to solve lately it just dont make sense.

 

[Adrian Bravo]

That was good haha

 

[Lolita]

no way was I gonna let Lolly get away with it without a fight..PNL runs..

some how you just make me laugh











but don't push your luck shorty... it'll only last so long:nerner:

 

[Ffoxy]

some how you just make me laugh

but don't push your luck shorty... it'll only last so long:nerner:

:chin::nerner::wave::shrug:

 

[CLXCraig]

I have to say on the toilet seat point, i do at home and work, but at work if someone goes in after me they come back and say "who keeps putting the lid down, it makes me think theres something lurking to suprise me" which is a good point, but who would be scared of what could be lurking

 

[StevenRB45]

Stop whinging :- Emily Pankhurst got you equal rights not "special needs status"!

mint....

 

[ThisBitterPill]

Male toilet at work...Seat down means one thing....Someone's had a poo!

 

[Focus Owner]

Male toilet at work...Seat down means one thing....Someone's had a poo!

not me i float easier target with it up

 

[CLXCraig]

Theres three women with acess so i think its polite to leave it down. the rest of the blokes seem to think that though. i'll never admit to it.

 

[Focus Owner]

i dont see why its polite
just mean next bloke may miss a little when floating

 

[The Beard]

Nice one Lolita. If someone else wrote that and you found it somewhere you're very clever. If you wrote it yourself you're a genius and should be starring in Wilmslow's got talent. Mind you, thinking about it, men are suckers for lists. Women only make them before going to Sainsbury's.

 

[Lupi]

polite because you moved it so you should put it back. and we have to sit on it, ever sat on porcelain in the middle of the night in december?

but in regards to the majority of female points on that list...... omg im a man

 

[jenks69]

:bang: Speaking from personal experience this evening

re-decorate bathroom +10

paint not dry within 30 seconds of last brush stroke -100

shower head and accessories not screwed back on the wall quick enough -100

politely requesting that SWMBO showers as quickly as possible as the paint has only had 20 minutes to dry -100 and end of world sigh along with lecture on "it takes as long as it takes"

putting flouncy netty spounge loofer things back to hanging on bath taps -100 and lecture on how they might get paint on them ( I won't win this one as I am a man and don't understand spongy loofers)

taking towels in for SWMBO as she appears to have forgotten +1 but witty retort of "looks like someone forgot some towels" -500000 apparently they weren't forgotten there just wasn't enough room for them! WTF WTF WTF!!

:bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang::bang:

Think I'll spend more time doing stuff for me and sod SWMBO

 

[Focus Owner]

porcelain?

 

[Lupi]

porcelain?

enamel? i forget what loos are made out of now