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zombie plan.....

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zombie plan.....

Here's my plan so far:

Defence:

Steel grills on windows and doors
Stairs rigged with C4 (in case of property breach)
Shotgun and 12 boxes of ammunition
9mm Pistol and 500 rounds of ammunition
Military spec Machete (Black Blade)

Seige:

Attic stocked with 1 years supply of water and dried / canned food,
SW radio, Cycle powered generator in bedroom 2, Assault Rifle with silencer and 1000 rounds of ammunition, weights, books, MP3 player

Escape:

250cc Dirt Bike parked in garage with spare fuel cans on panier racks
Military spec Machete (Black Blade)
9mm Pistol with silencer and 70 rounds of ammo
.22 Rimfire Rifle with silencer and 200 rounds of ammo
Crossbow and 12 bolts
Full pack with everything tied down to avoid rattling
Water
Food
Maps

Defendable position:

Aiming for Warwick Castle



Oh and yes I've read the book! (y)
 
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My plan driver up to work since its a fortress convert sprinter van into a tank load punto on back and add a cage (punto as final escape)

weapons
acetylene bomb cubes (for the bike riding zombies)
propane flame thrower
work made cannon (for the zombies on the hill)
for the pesky zombies getting too close Propane burners around the bed
steel wheels inside rubber for zombie dogs
and the final weapon a old gun at work gonna have to make ammo for that


For food i shall raid super markets with my special scoops
For fuel i shall raid petrol stations with a robot
Now as well know your gonna meet water so the van shall be converted to float
and as a finale if i get caught 3 acetylene tanks ready to blow up after my escape

now i know what your thinking what happens if you crash
answer is that i load the tactical home made warhead loaded on the back into my cannon and aim for zombie central

I shall aim for the docks to get a oil tanker
for the crew i shall use an arsnal of gun and traps
remeber zombies dont swim they sink
 
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my plan....

turn the bravo into one mean... lean killing machine... and dads van gets the treatment as well... maybe the lexarse would... but that would be to thirsty on the juice im thinking... the gate on our house will be electrified until were ready to make our escape (y)

we have plenty of welding material... bonding material... and lethal weapons in the house/garage/workshop here to please any zombie killer.
 
the biggest stumbling block to planning is what type of zombie will emerge..

will it be the classic shufflers? like shaun, day of, etc etc, or will they be the lightning fast jawfest killers like 28 days later and i am legend?

to plan for the former leaves you open to the latters speed and ferocity, but is there a plan for the speed freaks? can anything hold them back? even a skirmish line of mini guns would be hard pressed to hold of a determined attack.

as for timescale, most the day of the dead movies theorise there is no end to their wandering, whereas the fast movers appear to burn themselves out.....

and then you have the issue of other survivors....will they be self serving dicks? or can you co-operate? shoot on sight...or be friendly?
 
I'm planning for the shufflers....The theory suggests they will continue until the bodies have decomposed to the point where they fall to bits....

28 Days Later and I am Legend weren't Zombies in the true sense....ie they weren't the undead.... :eek:
 
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