Funky Moped
The lights were groovy colours,
The band was playin' slow;
We danced just one dance together,
Then she said [screeching falsetto] "I've gotta go now!"
I brushed away a teardrop
And followed her outside,
Where a long-haired yob on a cycle
Was waitin' to gi' 'er a ride.
I'll never forget that flick she went with,
Tellin' me to better leave town;
But as soon as me moped's front mudguard is fixed,
Gonna find the creep and put him down (down down).
When I get me moped out on the road
I'm gonna ride, ride, ride,
When I get me moped out on the road
I'm gonna ride, ride, ride,
When I get me moped out on the road
Ain't nobody gonna tell me where to go,
No, when I get me moped out on the road
I'm gonna ride, ride, ride, ride, ride (funky moped).
Move, funky moped, move, funky moped,
Move, funky moped, move, funky moped,
Move, move, move, move, move, funky moped, go! (funky moped)
When I'm on me moped, rockin' and a-sockin',
I'll ride, ride, ride,
When I'm on me moped, rockin' and a-sockin',
I'll ride, ride, ride,
When I'm on me moped, rockin' and a-sockin',
Everywhere I go the chicks are movin' and a-groovin',
Wigglin' and a-gigglin', dancin' and a-prancin', beamin'and a-screamin'.
When you see me moped steamin' with funk,
You'd better ride, ride, ride,
When you see me moped, ooh what an 'unk,
You'd better ride, ride, ride,
When you see me moped steamin' with funk,
You know I'm out to burn up every motor scooter punk,
Oh, when you see me moped, you'd better take your piece of junk,
Abd ride, ride, ride, ride, ride (funky moped).
Move, funky moped, move, funky moped,
Move, funky moped, move, funky moped,
Move, move, move, move, move, funky moped, go! (funky moped)
[Spoken] Oh, me mum won't let me mend it in the kitchen. I've gotta fix it in the garden!
Jasper Carrot