Nope but I am full of wind at the mo and farting like a good un..glad her in doors is in town..:devil:

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mmmm, little worried seeing as I dont have female parts

Kier said:

Congratulations, Kier! You're "with child". little worried seeing as I dont have female parts

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You will be worth a fortune though if you can pull it off..sign up and I can be your manager..

Oh dear!
I'm having a boy and they reckon it's the neighbours kid who is the other father!

It's A Girl!

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Fabio!

You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.


****....i knew i should have laid off the JD and cokes that night...:bang:

It's A Boy!

, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 15 oz and have red hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold! Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.


time for me to shoot myself
im not having no red head children



Boss Hogg
You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).

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see i not fat after all


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Janet Reno


Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test?

:yuck:

No pregnancy detected

Ab-Normal Beauty said:

No pregnancy detected

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did you click the re test button?