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Fiancees car has broken down, she says its out of petrol then there is some shouting as it is apparently my fault and I'm at work she won't call the AA
, I don't own a petrol can having never let my car run out but hey off to the petrol station I go. Buy a can and get told by the attendent I should drive down the road to asda and get one it'll be cheaper...lad should work in sales :bang:.
So anyway job done I drive home windows open to clear the smell of petrol...put it in the micra ask her to crank it...unmistakable sound of of relays clicking....so its a flat battery then and always sodding was...at least I got to use my jump leads for the 1st time in 12 years..
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So anyway job done I drive home windows open to clear the smell of petrol...put it in the micra ask her to crank it...unmistakable sound of of relays clicking....so its a flat battery then and always sodding was...at least I got to use my jump leads for the 1st time in 12 years..
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Family member, calling out paramedics for their mental health, tired, cup of tea needed 
We have forklift drivers at work like that... It wont start so lets keep cranking it and cranking it till it no longer makes a noise then go get help :bang::bang:
It wasn't out of petrol to begin with! All it needed was a jump!
forgot to take my 40p change from self scan till in tesco, so i had no change for tyre pump
forgot to take my 40p change from self scan till in tesco, so i had no change for tyre pump
I found a twenty pound note in one of those things once..
i found loads of 10's once, i gave them to the lady working there. i didn't think until after i should have get a receipt and if no one came back to claim it it should be mine :bang:
Nah I just kept it, I've left change in them loads of times so I figure its just Karma..
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I know, it was raining when we left and raining when we came back. Mind you, we nearly couldn't take off from Chambery because there was too much water on the runway!!
The state of the inside of my wifes car, don't know how she can drive it like that..
The state of the inside of my wifes car, don't know how she can drive it like that..
I bet its not as bad as my mums, the mind boggles at the fuel wasted over the 180k miles its done with the needless crap floating about the footwells and boot.
It might be because i'm a lorry driver that I like a clean and tidy driving environment with clear windows and mirrors, my wife seems to be aiming for some kind of geological layer based system of crap on the floor and door bins but it has occurred to me that she does it deliberately knowing that it'll eventually drive me mad and i'll end up cleaning it.
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We'll I'm still having a shxx time of it with the bloody punto 1.2,8v 2003,, it's driving me bloody mental,warning light still on the dash ,constant ) bled the brakes ,tightened handbrake ,checked handbrake switch ,all good there,,so I now have no bloody idea whTs going on,!!! Ready to take a hammer to it!!! And took of the heater matrix,and now I have this black plastic thing,no idea where it's come from ,,,seriously need help !!!! Plse
