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@Rolf- i would be checking your cover note to make sure that the GSR is listed on it may come under performance air filter. If its not on your cover note it I highly doubt that it is insured. Even if it doesnt put the price up it should still be listed as a modification. At the end of the day if its not there it wont flag up as been insured on a ANPR check by the police......
 
the interview is next thurs :) not just an interview though they have some test as well :( just waiting for them to confirm a time now, oh that reminds me i have sort my modules for final yr tomoz :(
 
getting the roof lining back on the scudo! I took it off to re-wire the internal light to run off my 2nd battery, tried to put insulation above it but not enough room :(

I didn't think I'd get the lining back up on my own - the plastc trim plug things kept popping out, somehow I managed to support it with a random peice of wood my head my arm a bungee cord a good wiggle and slam and it slotted straight back in :slayer:
 
they are only interested in direct internal engine modifications apparently and bodykits, smoothing etc. other than that there are no price increases.

they are sending the cover note today and according to my ma they have said they will send a complete list of any modifications i would have to declare.
On a covert, not to mention undercover, security sweep today; alright then it was a fag break with a civvy jacket covering uniform, I was speaking to a colleague and the subject of modified cars came up. As part of realising he was getting old, and being a tight git, he got rid of his old Megane 225 and replaced it with a V5 Golf (left in a will to him). Not long after getting the Megane he had it re-mapped to give a (Dyno'd) 285 bhp. He told his Insurance company who told him as the power increase was less than 33% of the original power output they wouldn't load his premium. The Golf has also been re-mapped to give about 25% more power and again he informed his insurers who yet again didn't charge extra, although they did say if he hadn't
notified them he would have been in breach of his policy. The Company? Norwich Union.
 
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Being taken to Egypt for my birthday :) ....it was meant to be a complete surprise until the day before we flew,then he realised he'd better find out if I had a passport lol
 
Area Manager:

'Can you fax me more paper through ive run out'

Me:

'Oh so your fax machine makes paper now'

Area Manager:

'No, i just need more paper'

Me:

'Ermmm okay, you do realise it actually needs paper to print even blank sheets on it'

Area Manager:

'Oh, i didnt realise'

:rolleyes::p
 
Area Manager:

'Can you fax me more paper through ive run out'

Me:

'Oh so your fax machine makes paper now'

Area Manager:

'No, i just need more paper'

Me:

'Ermmm okay, you do realise it actually needs paper to print even blank sheets on it'

Area Manager:

'Oh, i didnt realise'

:rolleyes::p

Thats priceless!!! :ROFLMAO:
 
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