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The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the "Father's details" section.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, one was fathered by Jim Munson, but I'm unsure who fathered the other. I believe he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure who fathered my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken by surprise from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of all the men I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. I had unprotected sex with a man I met at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue. I remember the sex was so good I fainted so if you find him can I have his phone number ? Thanks.
4. I don't know the details of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in the door panel. Perhaps you can check BMW service stations to see if he's had it repaired.
5. I cannot tell you the name of the child's dad as he's told me that would blow his cover and have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I'm torn between doing right by you or by the country. Please advise.
6. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and he is Christ risen again.
7. Peter Smith is the father of my child. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my CD's.
8. I do not know the father of my child as all squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm he was a Royal Green Jacket.
9. Looking at the dates it seems my child was conceived at Euro Disney maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much of that night is a blur. The only thing I remember is that Delia Smith was on TV earlier that night talking about eggs. If I'd stayed in and watched more TV rather than go to the party at 146 Miller Drive mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father, after all if you eat a tin of beans, how do you know which one made you fart?
The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the "Father's details" section.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, one was fathered by Jim Munson, but I'm unsure who fathered the other. I believe he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure who fathered my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken by surprise from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of all the men I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. I had unprotected sex with a man I met at a party at 3600 Grand Avenue. I remember the sex was so good I fainted so if you find him can I have his phone number ? Thanks.
4. I don't know the details of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in the door panel. Perhaps you can check BMW service stations to see if he's had it repaired.
5. I cannot tell you the name of the child's dad as he's told me that would blow his cover and have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I'm torn between doing right by you or by the country. Please advise.
6. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son's conception was immaculate and he is Christ risen again.
7. Peter Smith is the father of my child. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my CD's.
8. I do not know the father of my child as all squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm he was a Royal Green Jacket.
9. Looking at the dates it seems my child was conceived at Euro Disney maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.
10. So much of that night is a blur. The only thing I remember is that Delia Smith was on TV earlier that night talking about eggs. If I'd stayed in and watched more TV rather than go to the party at 146 Miller Drive mine might have remained unfertilized.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father, after all if you eat a tin of beans, how do you know which one made you fart?
