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What's made you grumpy today?

bravo.birdie said:
What's made me grumpy today is getting christmas tree needles all inside my newly cleaned car.

And also the depressing daily thoughts everyone has after being dumped, wondering who their ex is txting, phoning, wooing or f***ing tonight, knowing you're all alone and manless.
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don't worry about those things... go get some rebound sex! :slayer:
Your much better off without him :)


Helz said:
No no no woman you've got it all wrong! You are better off without him - you can now go out with your girlfriends whenever you like wearing the shortest skirt you like, you have full control of the TV remote and can watch soaps all day every day if you so choose, no-one else to consider when you want to make plans so go ahead and make some fun ones, no-one to criticise when you have one too many choccies or glass of wine or tie up the bathroom for too long (so go on.......indulge yourself :D). He's an asshole to dump you and HE'S the one who's lost out so stuff him, have fun finding yourself again :hug:

EDIT - and never, ever accept a man who won't let you do what you want with your body. I once pointed out the the girls on CWC that if a bloke were to make demands on me like that, he wouldn't know what hit him...........well it would be the back end of my Brava as I reversed over him on my way out the driveway ;)
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:worship::worship::worship::worship:
helz... i love you :eek:


ps - i got first dibs weeks ago ;)
 
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alainax said:
don't worry about those things... go get some rebound sex! :slayer:
Your much better off without him :)



:worship::worship::worship::worship::worship::worship:
helz... i love you :eek:
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ahhhh i don't do rebound sex, because i wouldn't like to be the reboundee...

how do you know i'm better off?? :p at least he can freely wine and dine you lol, but bear in mind he will only take you to pizza hut or harvester, he doesn't eat vegetables and it will be double dutch :p

EDIT: i'll rebound with you alainax even if it's just to **** him off. ha. ;)
 
ChrisUK said:
I'd still win tbh. £4570ish availible on my First Direct Credit card and another £2000 on capital one :eek:. Although I don't fancy getting in debt for 5-10years for a s**g :rolleyes: :p
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I forgot my credit card. :p

So 1,100 in the bank (Wages and Cheque)
£250 CC Limit
£1,150 in my ISA
and £900 in my monthly saver.

Winner. :)
 
soap_dodger said:
I'm up for it, I've got my ISA and monthly saver a £275 cheque and my wages. :devil:
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ChrisUK said:
I'd still win tbh. £4570ish availible on my First Direct Credit card and another £2000 on capital one :eek:. Although I don't fancy getting in debt for 5-10years for a s**g :rolleyes: :p
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:woot: I win. Can get a 10k student loan each year im at uni if i need it. Havent got one yet so can always apply for one if i think its gonna be worth it......... :D
 
punto_matt said:
:woot: I win. Can get a 10k student loan each year im at uni if i need it. Havent got one yet so can always apply for one if i think its gonna be worth it......... :D
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Yea but whats stopping me getting a loan? ontop of my credit cards? :nerner: :chin:.


Anyway sod it I don't need another woman to add to my man slagness lol :rolleyes:
 
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bravo.birdie said:
ahhhh i don't do rebound sex, because i wouldn't like to be the reboundee...

how do you know i'm better off?? :p at least he can freely wine and dine you lol, but bear in mind he will only take you to pizza hut or harvester, he doesn't eat vegetables and it will be double dutch :p

EDIT: i'll rebound with you alainax even if it's just to **** him off. ha. ;)
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oh don't worry about the reboundee they love it, i found my self a fit soldier ;)
your better off cause hes a serial flirt, n will probably always be. If he can speak about dating a random on a forum when hes in a relationship then you cant trust him as far as you can throw him imo.
N don't worry, he not my type, he don't have a cento ;)


k its a date, weekend suit you? il be your rebound ;)
 
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ChrisUK said:
I'd still win tbh. £4570ish availible on my First Direct Credit card and another £2000 on capital one :eek:. Although I don't fancy getting in debt for 5-10years for a s**g :rolleyes: :p
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One of the joys of being over 30 is that my bank keep increasing my credit limit :eek: even though I don't ask.
 
bravo.birdie said:
ahhhh i don't do rebound sex, because i wouldn't like to be the reboundee...

how do you know i'm better off?? :p at least he can freely wine and dine you lol, but bear in mind he will only take you to pizza hut or harvester, he doesn't eat vegetables and it will be double dutch :p

EDIT: i'll rebound with you alainax even if it's just to **** him off. ha. ;)
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alainax said:
oh don't worry about the reboundee they love it, i found my self a fit soldier ;)
N dont worry, he not my type, he dont have a cento ;)


k its a date, weekend suit you? il be your rebound ;)
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:yeahthat: If the reboundee is also on the rebound you're sorted.
And to the last part :eek: Pics or it didn't happen!
 
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