What's made you grumpy today?

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What's made you grumpy today?

cornflakes, sugar and ice cold milk .... :yum:
frosties and milk ... :yuck:

frosties out the box ftw :eek:
 
Nice dog :D ... You could pick up chicks with a dog like that! (y)
I get girls stopping to stroke our dog, she's a real babe magnet, better than a
car in that respect, having said that you can't get laid or go to the pub in a dog. The only problem is they're all about 16, which means either we got this dog 35 years too late.....or I'm 35 years too old. No can't be 35 years too old surely!
 
when i first got my dog she was only 5 weeks old and too young to walk outside, so i used to carry her every were, and every one would almost stop and stroke her because she looked like the andrex dog... even people that dont like dogs... :)

one couple even said they wanted to buy her off my and offered my £600.. :eek:
 
when i first got my dog she was only 5 weeks old and too young to walk outside, so i used to carry her every were, and every one would almost stop and stroke her because she looked like the andrex dog... even people that dont like dogs... :)

one couple even said they wanted to buy her off my and offered my £600.. :eek:

:devil::devil::devil:


i grump cos ate to much harribo and cant sleep:(
 
i sort of do. my dog has a lovely habbit of rolling on her back or pawing girls who she likes to try and get them to talk to me. sadly they are usually 15-16 year old when my tastes are more a kin to 17 -35 year olds.

:eek:

:ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

STFU. You don't know what your tastes are til you've had something to compare.

And tbh if I were you I'd stick to taking what I could get (that's really not meant to sound offensive). If you're lucky enough to find a keeper and she thinks the same of you then :woot:

As for 35 year olds - I would imagine most of them are ready for settling down by that sort of age. With an adult(y)
The number of more "mature" women willing to have a relationship with yeti's 17 year old student cousin is probably quite slim. You're just reducing you're chance of getting some really.

You could always borrow your mum's car and go dogging(y)(well we were on about dogs)
 
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I have the day off work to provide moral support for the misses this morning then to use the rest of the day to tint the van windows - it's prooving almost impossible with cold hands as I cant feel my fingers anymore :(

I was praying I'd get time to carpet the floor and wire in the electrics for invertor split charge relay mood lights and to plumb in the drinking water.

I doubt I'll get passed tinting the windows :(
 
You could always borrow your mum's car and go dogging(y)(well we were on about dogs)

Dont give him ideas.....

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I have one hell of a headache cant even call it a hangover as didnt drink enough to qualify for one. So now drinking water by the pint load in case i'm dehydrated! :(
 
Dont have to get completely off your face everytime you go out you know! ;)

2 pints and a shot thats all I had nothing too spectacular. Headache is starting to go now i've eaten and drank loads of water :D

ahh so thats where i go wrong :D Better not talk too much about alcohol we might be accused of being like Carl

2 pints of what? some stuff really doesn't agree with me (blue WKD been one that cripples me that and cheap vodka)

Hope you feel better soon :hug:
 
ahh so thats where i go wrong :D Better not talk too much about alcohol we might be accused of being like Carl

2 pints of what? some stuff really doesn't agree with me (blue WKD been one that cripples me that and cheap vodka)

Hope you feel better soon :hug:

Who's carl? :p

A pint of fosters and a pint of Guinness. Am starting to think maybe mixing has given me the headache? :confused:
 
the big tasty from mcdonalds isnt as nice as the big mac yet more expensive :confused::cry:

got a banana milkshake... oh and carl...

if you want the older ladies, they seem to prefer there men with short hair (speaking from experience) :p
 
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