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Being stalked by a woman friend. Just when I'm enjoying a good book the phone rings and she wants to talk, about nothing in particular. Then she wants to go out: I don't; then she wants me to go to a party at new year; why, I hate big parties?

Getting very fed up with not being left alone when I want to quietly get on with my own things in peace. I don't want to hurt her, but she's obviously a nutter and needs to realise my interests are not hers...

How do you tell women to back off? Last time I very delicately told one that her 'interst' was not reciprocated, and she cried, which silly behaviour really annoys me and is anyway hardly likely to engender any sort of fondness.

I've taken the phone off the hook as a temporary measure but I'm well pissed off.
 
Being stalked by a woman friend. Just when I'm enjoying a good book the phone rings and she wants to talk, about nothing in particular. Then she wants to go out: I don't; then she wants me to go to a party at new year; why, I hate big parties?

Getting very fed up with not being left alone when I want to quietly get on with my own things in peace. I don't want to hurt her, but she's obviously a nutter and needs to realise my interests are not hers...

How do you tell women to back off? Last time I very delicately told one that her 'interst' was not reciprocated, and she cried, which silly behaviour really annoys me and is anyway hardly likely to engender any sort of fondness.

I've taken the phone off the hook as a temporary measure but I'm well pissed off.

When phone rings pick it up, say 'hello'.

When you find out its her say 'F off'. Then calmly replace handset.


P.s, does she know where you live?
 
Being stalked by a woman friend. Just when I'm enjoying a good book the phone rings and she wants to talk, about nothing in particular. Then she wants to go out: I don't; then she wants me to go to a party at new year; why, I hate big parties?

Getting very fed up with not being left alone when I want to quietly get on with my own things in peace. I don't want to hurt her, but she's obviously a nutter and needs to realise my interests are not hers...

How do you tell women to back off? Last time I very delicately told one that her 'interst' was not reciprocated, and she cried, which silly behaviour really annoys me and is anyway hardly likely to engender any sort of fondness.

I've taken the phone off the hook as a temporary measure but I'm well pissed off.
why dont you shag her:confused:
 
When phone rings pick it up, say 'hello'.

When you find out its her say 'F off'. Then calmly replace handset.


P.s, does she know where you live?

I don't actually hate her, I'm just deeply annoyed by her.

And she could find out where I live! If she were to turn up at my door I would have to tell her that I really do need my own space, and emphasise the bugger off instruction. I couldn't be offensive though. A pity that. Like dealing with a Jehovah Witless I suppose.
 
why dont you shag her

Because I don't want her in my life in any shape or form, except as an acquaintance, which cannot, unfortunately, be avoided.

I absolutely demand my own personal space without interruption, which all my real friends understand. She, however, must be thick.
 
I think as you get older you get wise to them and do what you'd do to a useless BF and dump them (n) More time to spend with the good friends (y)

Todays grumps are a focus sliding gracefully down a hill backwards towards the side of mine :bang: Then realising I probably wasn't going to make it up that hill either :eek: And a terrifying reverse in the road with a sheer cliff in front of me that the car really wanted to slide towards :eek: Luckily some nice people helped me out, thank you nice people :) Went to Dodd wood instead and failed again to make it up an icy hill (clue major clutch smell) so found another car park which became very popular all of a sudden. As we left that one, a little Toyota did the whole sliding towards the car thing and safely landed in a heap of mud a couple of feet behind Asbo. On the way back, a Q7 decided to drive straight into my path to avoid a pheasant :rolleyes: Thought at first he'd slid on the ice and was out of control so Alaina and I braced for impact (along with a major brake and swerve towards the nearest hedge - that saved our lives, he missed my front end by a couple of feet :eek:). Some plonker in Carlisle ran a red light and nearly into the side of me (well, Alaina). Then I made it home safely from there :eek: How can people fail to see a fluorescent orange car :confused: :eek: :(

eeep! reliving those memories make them scarier!!! :eek::eek:

Yeah it was certainly exciting - at least we lived to tell the tale :p
 
Being stalked by a woman friend. Just when I'm enjoying a good book the phone rings and she wants to talk, about nothing in particular. Then she wants to go out: I don't; then she wants me to go to a party at new year; why, I hate big parties?

Getting very fed up with not being left alone when I want to quietly get on with my own things in peace. I don't want to hurt her, but she's obviously a nutter and needs to realise my interests are not hers...

How do you tell women to back off? Last time I very delicately told one that her 'interst' was not reciprocated, and she cried, which silly behaviour really annoys me and is anyway hardly likely to engender any sort of fondness.

I've taken the phone off the hook as a temporary measure but I'm well pissed off.

Last time that happened to me, I had to get a really good friend of mine to tell this stalker girl who got on the same bus as her to tell her I was gay - It worked perfectly, next day I didn't have this screaming obese ginger woman after me. :)
It's a shame I don't talk with her anymore because one of her good friends, Nicole is just...something else. :yum::yum:
 
Being stalked by a woman friend. Just when I'm enjoying a good book the phone rings and she wants to talk, about nothing in particular. Then she wants to go out: I don't; then she wants me to go to a party at new year; why, I hate big parties?

Getting very fed up with not being left alone when I want to quietly get on with my own things in peace. I don't want to hurt her, but she's obviously a nutter and needs to realise my interests are not hers...

How do you tell women to back off? Last time I very delicately told one that her 'interst' was not reciprocated, and she cried, which silly behaviour really annoys me and is anyway hardly likely to engender any sort of fondness.

I've taken the phone off the hook as a temporary measure but I'm well pissed off.
You just have to tell the truth. Happened to me (though I actually plucked up the courage to tell him) and he told me he loved me to bits but not like that, that it would be like having sex with his sister :ROFLMAO:. So I still felt OK about myself, wasn't totally down in the dumps and we both moved on (y)
eeep! reliving those memories make them scarier!!! :eek::eek:

Yeah it was certainly exciting - at least we lived to tell the tale :p
Exciting for you been as you weren't driving :p I was sch-kared :cry:
 
You just have to tell the truth. Happened to me (though I actually plucked up the courage to tell him) and he told me he loved me to bits but not like that, that it would be like having sex with his sister :ROFLMAO:. So I still felt OK about myself, wasn't totally down in the dumps and we both moved on (y)

Its fine until he suggests a weekend in Norfolk :p

My grump:

Laptop is playing up, Avast keeps saying I've got Maleware, SHVhost or something, looked around and it looks like its something that windows needs...confused :(
 

best Dudley Moore voice "ouch"

then to have some first class d!(k head decide to try take his domestic row out on me as i hobbled home slightly miffed the old "what are you looking at?" :mad:

still he got the hint as i wrapped the broken chain round my hand and gave him a grin he suddenly apologised then bid me good night :tosser:


job tomorrow new Sram 9 speed chain (cant have done 200 miles on the shi t mano chain :( not broken on the link pin either :bang:
 
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