Technical top speed and fastest 0-60?

[yellow seicento]

ive had 100 out of mine twice with a k@N and sportex exhaust, got 14 inch fox racing wheels on though and my speedo is slighty out anyway,

 

[purf]

Who doesnt try to top out their car when they are 17 -18 and likes cars enough to be on this web site?

Whether you do it responsibly and safely is another matter.

 

[signwerx]

Who doesnt try to top out their car when they are 17 -18 and likes cars enough to be on this web site?

Whether you do it responsibly and safely is another matter.

I dont think anyone has an issue with the topic of making your car go faster, but referring to someone offering geniune assistance as a "tool" is out of order.

 

[RobW]

perhaps the op's chav speak vocab meant 1, although i suspect he meant 5

tool (tl)
n.
1. A device, such as a saw, used to perform or facilitate manual or mechanical work.
2.
a. A machine, such as a lathe, used to cut and shape machine parts or other objects.
b. The cutting part of such a machine.
3. Something regarded as necessary to the carrying out of one's occupation or profession: Words are the tools of our trade.
4. Something used in the performance of an operation; an instrument: "Modern democracies have the fiscal and monetary tools . . . to end chronic slumps and galloping inflations" (Paul A. Samuelson).
5. Vulgar Slang A *****.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/tool

 

[rallycinq]

perhaps the op's chav speak vocab meant 1, although i suspect he meant 5

I have one of them.

Cheers

SPD

 

[RobW]

wow you have an impressive ***** don't you, anyways any help would be greatful, just reading up about it online,

efa

 

[Pep0]

Well getting 93 (claimed) from 55BHP means the little beast is real low drag, but you need a lot more power getting to 100 e.g. my slide rule says 65BHP.

Exhaust system, cold air intake maybe.

The police spend a lot of effort to detect people over 80mph, if you still got plukes (David will explain), a speeding offence will make the underwriter really greedy.

Noel

 

[rallycinq]

The OP, whos screen name seems to indicate he's an a r s e, also seems to have disappeared.

Cheers

SPD

 

[signwerx]

The OP, whos screen name seems to indicate he's an a r s e, also seems to have disappeared.

Cheers

SPD

Obviously his "tool" was no match for your "tool"

maybe we should "pitty the tool!" :slayer:

 

[gazzaman2k]

my 1.1 used to be fast till i blew it up, but new one will be even faster when i can be bothered to build the thing up, it aint my daily driver no more so dont care when it gets done.

i use my fiats for basically kaining the **** out of them, i build them to go fast so i drive them fast but all within safety, i wont rag them around the streets only on long straits or country roads i know well

 

[jamjar1972]

Will i get a grilling from the PC brigade if i say mine did 110mph on the M6 yest? followed by my boyfreind in our Volvo S40 with satnav to get true reading.
0-60... no idea!

 

[rallycinq]

Will i get a grilling from the PC brigade if i say mine did 110mph on the M6 yest? followed by my boyfreind in our Volvo S40 with satnav to get true reading.
0-60... no idea!

Yup, thats irresponsible as well as being illegal.

Go find a track day and stop acting the t i t.

Cheers

SPD

 

[RobW]

Will i get a grilling from the PC brigade if i say mine did 110mph on the M6 yest? followed by my boyfreind in our Volvo S40 with satnav to get true reading. 0-60... no idea!

congrats on being the tallest dwarf! Save high speeds for tracks and autobahn people

 

[Todger182]

It's nice to drag a car but when you get to 70 and your still ahead I would consider this a win.

Thanks

 

[Pep0]

The speed cops have lots of ways of convincing the beak that your licence needs to be torn up...

If they inspect & the engine is not the same as the one on their database they may be suspicious.

The police hate boring people they love spotty kids...

Noel

 

[Todger182]

Hey, i'm not boring....

Thanks