This made me chuckle (but then again, it would!)

[Ozric-Al]

A bus stops and two italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time".

"You foul-mouthed pig," retorted the lady idignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sex? I'am a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."

Shabash!

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[Dan]

have you heard this told to you... it's one of the funniest jokes i've heard when someone says it in the italian accent... my mates dad used to do stand up he told me this a while back... absolutely pissed ma sides!




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[Ozric-Al]

I just pictured Alberto Bertorelli from 'Allo 'Allo telling it.

Nowa back to da bewtifull layydees!

Shabash!

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[Dan]

lol

while were on funnies this one is pretty good:

"Beer is Bad"
http://www.funlol.com/funpages/beerisbad.html






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