General This is soooo sad.....

[JimMagill]

We have silly wee competions in work for who gets the best sales and we record them with 'stars' on a chart in a BluePeter-style-y....

And yeah, Ash and Gemma can't sell to save there socks

Jim

 

[Steven]

That's really, erm, gay.

 

[JimMagill]

That's really, erm, gay.

Hold on till I go check with my husband.....

Jim

 

[christopher watson]

Hold on till I go check with my husband.....

Jim

If Alan is your husband, does that make you his wife

 

[JimMagill]

No, I'm his husband you half wit numpty.....

Jim

 

[Stuartl]

There you go Chris that clears it up for you

If anyones interested, those 3 sales Jim has were all to me and nonoe of the 3 things I bought work right.

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OH wait that's another thread!

 

[Steven]

No, I'm his husband you half wit numpty.....

Jim

 

[JimMagill]

If anyones interested, those 3 sales Jim has were all to me and nonoe of the 3 things I bought work right!

Its the way you used them!

Jim

 

[Stuartl]

Its the way you used them!

Jim

Mmm let me see..........Lift up phone........open phone (V3) to speak phone goes dead. (yes the battery is full)

Lift up house phone...........press button........person at the other end is so faint I shout down the phone thinking they are foreign.

Lift up Bluetooth earpiece...........press button.........person st the other end sounds like they;re speaking through a burst speaker.

Now please explain what other way I'm supposed to use these devices