Do you have one?
Be it funny, serious, or just "fitting" for the car. Share it with us!
I'll start off by putting some of my own down from another thread:
80's design, 60mpg. you mad prius boy?
Need a bigger rubber band
Careful its known to bite
its Reeeelly fun!
Yes its is 4 wheel drive!
Does your 3rd crunch too?
Best. Car. Ever
Panda 4x4 With "Clack 'N Go" Technology
Can you change the cam belt in a pub car park? I can!
Sometimes, You just have to take pride in getting there
You know you want to
I feel sorry for future young drivers. they will never experience "Real Driving"
Get in.. Sit down.. Start peddling and Hold on!
0 to 60... depending on the day
I can't do it captain, I don't have the POWER!
£20 per tyre? You mad modern cars?
Twin sun roofs, Cos' one just aint enough
Wheres the sport button.. wait.. where ARE the buttons?!
My car can be turned into a bed. your argument is invalid" (Mk1 and 750/dance guys)
Full service for under £50, tell me more about old cars being expensive to run
LoL 45HP
Check your gearbox oil!
Make way for the Panda people
I have my own style
If you drove it, you'd love it
Smiles per miles!
Go for it!
Be it funny, serious, or just "fitting" for the car. Share it with us!
I'll start off by putting some of my own down from another thread:
80's design, 60mpg. you mad prius boy?
Need a bigger rubber band
Careful its known to bite
its Reeeelly fun!
Yes its is 4 wheel drive!
Does your 3rd crunch too?
Best. Car. Ever
Panda 4x4 With "Clack 'N Go" Technology
Can you change the cam belt in a pub car park? I can!
Sometimes, You just have to take pride in getting there
You know you want to
I feel sorry for future young drivers. they will never experience "Real Driving"
Get in.. Sit down.. Start peddling and Hold on!
0 to 60... depending on the day
I can't do it captain, I don't have the POWER!
£20 per tyre? You mad modern cars?
Twin sun roofs, Cos' one just aint enough
Wheres the sport button.. wait.. where ARE the buttons?!
My car can be turned into a bed. your argument is invalid" (Mk1 and 750/dance guys)
Full service for under £50, tell me more about old cars being expensive to run
LoL 45HP
Check your gearbox oil!
Make way for the Panda people
I have my own style
If you drove it, you'd love it
Smiles per miles!
Go for it!
