C
CORE
Guest
A Bear and a Rabbit are strolling through Epping Forest when suddenly Bear trips over what appears to be an old Egyptian lamp.
Bear picks up the lamps and jokes to rabbit “shall we give it a magic rub?” Rabbit replies “oh go on then what the hell”.
Bear gives the lamp a rub and to both their surprise out pops a genie.
The genie says “for setting me free you may both have 3 wishes each, and bear as you rubbed the lamp you may go first.
Bear, looking very pleased with himself, thinks long and hard about his first wish. “ok my first wish is that I was the only male bear in all of Epping Forest” fair enough the genie says and grants his wish. True to his word Bear is the only male bear in all of Epping Forest. “right Rabbit” says Genie “its your go” Rabbit looking quite shy says “I wish for a motorbike helmet” genie laughs and grants the fluffy friend his first wish, true to his word rabbit sits there with his new motorbike helmet on.
“OK wish number 2” says genie to bear. Bear replies “I wish I was the only male bear in every forest that surrounds Epping forest” “OK” genie says and true to his word bear was the only male bear in every forest surrounding Epping Forest. “And your second wish” genie asks Rabbit. Rabbit politely says, “I wish for a fast motorbike” Genie again chuckles to himself but grants his new found friend the wish. True to his word Rabbit is suddenly sitting on a new motorbike.
“Right guys it's your third and final wish so wish carefully” Genie tells the two.
“OK, I wish that I was the only male bear in the wide world,” says bear, “OK” says Genie, “your wish is my command” and sure to his word bear was the only male bear in the whole world. Genie turns to rabbit and say “right rabbit what's your final wish” Rabbit takes a deep breath in and says “erm……. I wish….. Bear was Gay” and zooms off on his motorbike.
Bear picks up the lamps and jokes to rabbit “shall we give it a magic rub?” Rabbit replies “oh go on then what the hell”.
Bear gives the lamp a rub and to both their surprise out pops a genie.
The genie says “for setting me free you may both have 3 wishes each, and bear as you rubbed the lamp you may go first.
Bear, looking very pleased with himself, thinks long and hard about his first wish. “ok my first wish is that I was the only male bear in all of Epping Forest” fair enough the genie says and grants his wish. True to his word Bear is the only male bear in all of Epping Forest. “right Rabbit” says Genie “its your go” Rabbit looking quite shy says “I wish for a motorbike helmet” genie laughs and grants the fluffy friend his first wish, true to his word rabbit sits there with his new motorbike helmet on.
“OK wish number 2” says genie to bear. Bear replies “I wish I was the only male bear in every forest that surrounds Epping forest” “OK” genie says and true to his word bear was the only male bear in every forest surrounding Epping Forest. “And your second wish” genie asks Rabbit. Rabbit politely says, “I wish for a fast motorbike” Genie again chuckles to himself but grants his new found friend the wish. True to his word Rabbit is suddenly sitting on a new motorbike.
“Right guys it's your third and final wish so wish carefully” Genie tells the two.
“OK, I wish that I was the only male bear in the wide world,” says bear, “OK” says Genie, “your wish is my command” and sure to his word bear was the only male bear in the whole world. Genie turns to rabbit and say “right rabbit what's your final wish” Rabbit takes a deep breath in and says “erm……. I wish….. Bear was Gay” and zooms off on his motorbike.
