Ok boys and girls, seems you all need a very basic lesson in suspension and terminology..

(Thanks to wiki for the pics)
Toe angle is commonly referred to as the "tracking"- whether the wheels point inwards or outwards at the front edge.
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Camber is whether the top of the wheels are tipped inwards or out (think of an F1 car).
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Nearside is the side nearest the kerb (passenger/ left-hand side)
Offside is the Driver's (right-hand) side.
beany_bot- The suspension angles should be the same both sides, if one side is
cambered more than the other- you've got an issue (bent axle/collapsing wheel bearing/etc).
Most tyre fitting bays can do a full 4-wheel alignment check and provide a printout which you can show the Dealer if it's a warrantable fault.