Stop playing with the big boys Roger

[Roger Ramjets mum]

You know someone will get hurt.

Anyway, its getting dark now and you have school tommorow, so come in, have some horlicks, then get off to bed

 

[Roger Ramjets Girlfriend!]

Rodger your dumped! I cant put up with your floppy 2 inches anymore! Your so 'unreliable'!

 

[Craig]

err... no he doesnt have school.
from what i recall he has to collect his pension and t.v. licence stamps. oh yeah, i forgot to mention hes now eligable to claim his heating allowance now
whats more they put it up!

so, he can now go to the post office, pension book and car keys in hand (not forgetting the all important honda keyring) with a smile* on his face

* ok thats not likely to happen!

 

[Anonymous]

Shite !!!!! Tommorow is monday

Roger ramjet will be on the road to collect his pension!!

Flat cap, baggy pants, slight smell of stale urine, loose fitting false teeth

Keep an ey out for him

 

[Roger Ramjet]

Why - what are you going to do - burn you bra's?

Anyway, I'm off to fit (another) nitrous kit to my 1.2 BTS.