Randoms

[M21MFS]

Why is it that randoms insist on stalkin ya on msn! One contact, who I've deleted upteem times, keeps insisting on giving me her "mates" phone number and getting me to text her. Tis quite a good laugh so now we're gonna string it out a bit. Quality reading follows...

°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ ๑۩۞۩๑ LADY~V ๑۩۞۩๑ ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° says:
text my friend

-°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ ๑۩۞۩๑ LADY~V ๑۩۞۩๑ ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° says:
07745 ******

M60TYN says:
why?

-°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ ๑۩۞۩๑ LADY~V ๑۩۞۩๑ ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° says:
oh just do it

M60TYN says:
lol

-°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ ๑۩۞۩๑ LADY~V ๑۩۞۩๑ ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° says:
her name is jessica

M60TYN says:
well I aint got money in my phone so thats a bit of a problem!

-°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ ๑۩۞۩๑ LADY~V ๑۩۞۩๑ ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° says:
ugh great]#

-°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ ๑۩۞۩๑ LADY~V ๑۩۞۩๑ ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° says:
take her number

-°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ ๑۩۞۩๑ LADY~V ๑۩۞۩๑ ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° says:
name is jessica

M60TYN says:
question

M60TYN says:
why me

-°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ ๑۩۞۩๑ LADY~V ๑۩۞۩๑ ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° says:
u came online wen she asked me to find sum1

M60TYN says:
LOL charming!

M60TYN says:
she desperate or something?

M60TYN says:
lol

-°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ ๑۩۞۩๑ LADY~V ๑۩۞۩๑ ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° says:
ugh no

-°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ ๑۩۞۩๑ LADY~V ๑۩۞۩๑ ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° says:
stop[ being annoying

M60TYN says:
lol cant help it

M60TYN says:isnt every day someone gives ya a random phone number on msn and tells ya to txt it

M60TYN says:
Maybe I should feel honoured

M60TYN says:
sorry, who are you again anyway?

-°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ ๑۩۞۩๑ LADY~V ๑۩۞۩๑ ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° says:
vikki

M60TYN says:
...ri.........ght

M60TYN says:
got any pics of your mate? She nice?


M60TYN says:
your friend looks a bit like britney

M60TYN says:
or a young vanessa paradis

-°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ ๑۩۞۩๑ LADY~V ๑۩۞۩๑ ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° says:
thats me

-°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ ๑۩۞۩๑ LADY~V ๑۩۞۩๑ ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° says:
not her

M60TYN says:
LOL

M60TYN says:
ah ok

M60TYN says:
so you aint got photos of your mate

-°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ ๑۩۞۩๑ LADY~V ๑۩۞۩๑ ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° says:
no

-°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ ๑۩۞۩๑ LADY~V ๑۩۞۩๑ ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° says:
what do u think of me?

M60TYN says:
ya look a bit like Britney Spears...dunno if thats a good or a bad thing tho

-°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸ ๑۩۞۩๑ LADY~V ๑۩۞۩๑ ¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º° says:
hmm

Moral of the storey. When a sex starved 18 year old starts msning ya, string it out for a good laugh!

 

[FS Guest]

Ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

At least the offer will allways be there martyn!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[imported_Mechelle]

Go on Martyn :lol: :lol: String it out! :lol: :lol:

 

[M21MFS]

Go on Martyn :lol: :lol: String it out! :lol: :lol:

Yes, I think I might!

Oh, and apparently her "mate" lives just round the corner from me... :roll:

Oh what an itchy chin I have...I'll take care of that in a sec, but ****ing hell what a nutter this one is!

 

[FS Guest]

You may have to change your identity martyn!!! and go to a safe house for your own safety!

Tell them your a dj..................................but a really well known one in Ibiza lol

 

[imported_Mechelle]

You may have to change your identity martyn!!! and go to a safe house for your own safety!

Tell them your a dj..................................but a really well known one in Ibiza lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: good point :lol: :lol:

 

[M21MFS]

LOL Im gonna!

She wants a pic now...suggestions for semi-famous folk (male) I can use as a pic?!

 

[imported_Mechelle]

Shrek :lol:

 

[FS Guest]

Send her one of Judge jules!

Everyone that has ministry of sound albums will know who he is!

 

[M21MFS]

Shrek :lol:

Now now, Wayne Rooney is well known..

I need SERIOUS suggestions :lol:

 

[FS Guest]

You could allways give everyone on the forum the e-mail add, then jus bombard her inbox with crap!

 

[M21MFS]

Nah, the poor girls suffering enough already with my nonsensicle bullshit!!

 

[FS Guest]

You can allways use the car bullshit thing, say ur punto has a ferrari engine in the back seats and that it can do 250 mph! :lol: :lol:

 

[goordy]

the obv question that nobody seems to have asked. y havent u txt her friend yet she is obv after some lol j/k

 

[Papa P]

Aye...phone her friend...and see if it is actually a female voice that answers!

String it along that way!

 

[FS Guest]

im sorry to **** on this slagging match but id be pretty pissed off if someone posted a convo id just had on a public forum!

if you couldnt be arsed with her you coulda just said look...**** off ya bint

 

[M21MFS]

Yeh coulda done..in fact, I think I have done before! Just disnae want to take the hint!

It's not that it bothers me, but people like this are such an easy target for mockery.. :lol:

 

[mickmartin16]

tell her to meet u up some random backroad........

take a transit van full of ppl and if shes a horror,weight her in lol!

and if shes looking good for it,tell your mates you'l be bac soon and uv got plenty of room in the transit to turn it into a passion wagon

 

[M21MFS]

Quick update, I think whatever was going on is now over. Gutted

Got a rather interesting few messages on MSN today (which I'll save her the embarrassment of posting here) then she blocked me!

Oh well, life goes on..













Till the next one try's their ****!!! 8) :lol: