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Pfft, I didn't nick the Sisley despite having the keys in my possession for most of the day so I reckon I'm safe now to look at them from afar and not feel the urge to buy one. After all I like air con, cruise control, and special braking systems so why would I go back to the basics....










Actually the air con is quite handy for a couple of days of out the year
 
WOOHOO, managed to get wifi in the Bridge of the rig, thanks to a program that err.... slips past router passwords... :D
 
What else can I search for that I don't already have on a hard drive? ;)
 
You name it I have it lmao, from midget porn to Rainbow on drugs...
 
Stuart said:
You name it I have it lmao, from midget porn to Rainbow on drugs...

Brazilian fart porn? *shudders to think the answer to that is probably a yes*

Rainbow on drugs isn't much of a stretch, that's how it was broadcast on kids tv! :laugh:
 
The fart porn isn't weird enough for me, its quite mainstream tbh, it was moved to the family hard drive.. :D
 
Harper said:
Pfft, I didn't nick the Sisley despite having the keys in my possession for most of the day so I reckon I'm safe now to look at them from afar and not feel the urge to buy one. After all I like air con, cruise control, and special braking systems so why would I go back to the basics....

Actually the air con is quite handy for a couple of days of out the year

Panda brakes are special! They're much more... erm .....subtle than normal brakes.
 
Stop it! Stop it now! you will not seduce me with tales of brakes that take a lifetime to bring you to a stop.











Oh man, my old '84 polo was like that and it was fun [attachment=1:10bvat9x]redface.gif[/attachment:10bvat9x]
 
Harper said:
Half four in the morning and I'm awake again. This is so wrong it's going to end catastrophically


My driveway can only fit one car

Did i mention Panda's are small?

Oh, oh...

And street parking is legal if all else fails :D

I think my work here is done :D
 
The company that valeted the punto for me prior to SICD used a cleaner that smells rank. Despite much abuse and open air the stink persists and I've finally had enough of it so it's drastic measures time...





I'm going to have to use the northsound air freshener that was gifted to me from Martyn's stash by someone other than him
 
Twice today I had someone in a white & fairly new german car beep and wave at me. The second one was young Lewisp in a '14 reg polo (flash bastard) but I've still no idea who it was in the Audi (even flasher bastard). No doubt I'll find out later when someone accuses me of being a snob for not waving to them.

Anyway, just why is every second car on the roads in the NE german?
 
Harper said:
Twice today I had someone in a white & fairly new german car beep and wave at me. The second one was young Lewisp in a '14 reg polo (flash bastard) but I've still no idea who it was in the Audi (even flasher bastard). No doubt I'll find out later when someone accuses me of being a snob for not waving to them.

Anyway, just why is every second car on the roads in the NE german?

only every second car? it was 4 out of 5 when i was up there... i just couldn't comment on it from the seat of my bmw for fear of hypocrisy :laugh:
 
I'm sat opposite the shoe shine bar in Heathrow and the guy manning it is looking very bored. I'm tempted to go and sit down there just to see the confused look on his face when he realises my shoes are canvas.


I may be very bored too
 
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