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Jezus!!!
Ive never broke a bone, even when was kicked in the face from point black range by a big chunk of a horse! Had a bruise like a beard but no real injuries :)

I've prematurely hit the floor on literally hundreds of occasions, cowboy style was an interesting one, im sure i squashed my coaxial bone, but no one believed me :(

Maybe I just bounce :p Even when i came off the bike i escaped unscaved.



*touch wood*
The year is 1969 and the North East Cheshire Show is in full flow. Right at the
rear of our house is the practice field for the Gymkhana. A 12 year old Beard and a mate decide they want to get to the stand of trees further up the hill for a better view. As an early attempt to judge the speed and distance of a moving object, this is doomed to failure. A decision is made to run faster to avoid a speeding horse. We are on converging courses with the 4 legged beast moving considerably faster than a pre-pubescent Beard. This is still on. We can make it; well I'm pretty sure we can. My so-called friend gives me a look that says "Who's this we, paleface?" and starts running faster. I can make this, well I think I can. The bald fact that the aforementioned judgement needs some refinement becomes self-evident as several hundred pounds of beast crashes into me. After I came to a stop after a very impressive triple salco followed by pirouting several times on my head, a number of concerned officials came running up to see if I was OK. Seeing red stains on my shirt the officials become very concerned, but with the stupidity
of youth I say "It's alright, it's Candy Floss" They said they would buy me another but I said "I didn't really like it anyway." Where were no win-no fee lawyers when you really want them.
 
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The year is 1969 and the North East Cheshire Show is in full flow. Right at the
rear of our house is the practice field for the Gymkhana. A 12 year old Beard and a mate decide they want to get to the stand of trees further up the hill for a better view. As an early attempt to judge the speed and distance of a moving object, this is doomed to failure. A decision is made to run faster to avoid a speeding horse. We are on converging courses with the 4 legged beast moving considerably faster than a pre-pubescent Beard. This is still on. We can make it; well I'm pretty sure we can. My so-called friend gives me a look that says "Who's this we, paleface?" and starts running faster. I can make this, well I think I can. The bald fact that the aforementioned judgement needs some refinement becomes self-evident as several hundred pounds of beast crashes into me. After I came to a stop after a very impressive triple salco followed by pirouting several times on my head, a number of concerned officials came running up to see if I was OK. Seeing red stains on my shirt the officials become very concerned, but with the stupidity
of youth I say "It's alright, it's Candy Floss" They said they would buy me another but I said "I didn't really like it anyway." Where were no win-no fee lawyers when you really want them.

:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

i actually paused the telly to read that, and wasnt dissapointed! :worship:
 
ive never broke a bone or had stitches yet either... maybe im just too cautious :eek:

although the worst injury i have had was probably when i fell off a skateboard (at 30mph behind a car) it took off loads of skin on my knees, elbows and wrists, and was horrible for weeks.

edit: come to think of it, it cant be caution, must just be luck
 
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I can't swim...

I can either :eek:

uhhhhh. ive seen all 3.. 1 and 2 many times.. and i have both the sing it ps2 games and a number of HSM merch... inc some HSM socks that angel got me for xmas :D

wish I could say i'd never seen it... cant believe I went to the cinema with you and Beth to see it.

oh and i've worn Beths HSM socks too :eek: :eek:
 
Jezus!!!
Ive never broke a bone, even when was kicked in the face from point black range by a big chunk of a horse! Had a bruise like a beard but no real injuries :)

I've prematurely hit the floor on literally hundreds of occasions, cowboy style was an interesting one, im sure i squashed my coaxial bone, but no one believed me :(

Maybe I just bounce :p Even when i came off the bike i escaped unscaved.



*touch wood*

Try head first into a wall :eek: That knocked my father out cold.
 
I dont go to the doctors enouth and have 3 complaints now
my middle finger hurts alot and keeps cracking

my nose needs quaterising

and my calfs (muscle under knee) keeps locking up

my knee keeps locking up and cramping

and i cant count or am just lazy
 
:ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:

i actually paused the telly to read that, and wasnt dissapointed! :worship:
Last November we were on foot patrol after a serious sexual offence had taken place, trying to jog their memories and warn them to be careful when two horses came along. On one was a 14 year old girl and on the other her Yummy Mummy. As I was talking to them the daughter's horse reminded me what I didn't really like about the beasts as the spawn of Satan shook it's head and covered me with spittle followed quickly by lifting it's head and bringing his jaw down on the top of my head.


here you go.. http://www.claimsdirect.co.uk/ no win no fee... :D
At the time, lawyers wouldn't even look down on you for less than 50 Shillings
 
and my calfs (muscle under knee) keeps locking up

Mine does that if I haven't taken enough fluids in or haven't had enough salt, perhaps thats causing yours aswell?



I can't really post in this thread without contributing to it so here we go:
I once fell of my pushbike at speed around a sharp corner and landed on my forearm leaving area of skin that was purple in colour for around 2 years. At the time I was taken to A&E which involved alot of pain getting the muscles to unlock for an x-ray, a fair wait to get in to the x-ray room and then wait to get the x-ray images; it was proclaimed I has snapped the bone.

However the people looking at the x-ray decided it didn't look right and turned out 2 x-ray results were accidentally swapped. I had actually bent the bone rather than snapped, most likely due to the overloading of my bones with my archery.
 
i have plenty of fluids and so would hope salt as well
oh on locking up they also cause alot of pain as well and go still to tuch and are unmassargable

yep and takes ages to unlock itself and generally with no warning :bang:

been through it all, might be some other intake deficiency, it's always in my right calf personally :confused:
 
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