Only in Ireland,(real ads) *OT*

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Heavy drinker,35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a
man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and
starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.


Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time fiancée,
seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in
this cruel world of hatchet-faced bi.ches.


Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and shirty
after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes,
maybe more.


Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old b.stard, living in a damp cottage in the
ar.e end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a
lovely chest.


Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and
dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering
cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.


Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for
the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.


Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed
supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin
sister.
 
Made oi larf!

Mark.
Council estate lad.
And proud of it!

Member of the Guild of Experienced Motorists.
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