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smee
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classic from my childhood......
Did you hear about the magic tractor???
It turn't in to a field.
Hehe smee
Did you hear about the magic tractor???
It turn't in to a field.
Hehe smee
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smee
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wat do u do if u come accross an elaphant???
wipe it off and say sorry.
hehe Smee
wipe it off and say sorry.
hehe Smee
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wat do u do when a herd of elaphants come down a hill????
Swim for it
LOL Smee these are classics
wat do u do when a herd of elaphants come down a hill????
Swim for it
LOL Smee these are classics
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what does KFC and an essex girl have in common???
the get juicy breast, a tender thugh and a greasy bucket to put ur bone in afterwards.
LOL cracker
Smee
what does KFC and an essex girl have in common???
the get juicy breast, a tender thugh and a greasy bucket to put ur bone in afterwards.
LOL cracker
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What does a Bowling ball and a slag have in common??
they both like being pick up, fingered and banged down an ally.
Smee
What does a Bowling ball and a slag have in common??
they both like being pick up, fingered and banged down an ally.
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Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy.
"How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael.
Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"
What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac?
They're both old meat between young buns.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
"Excuse me, but you're in my son"
Jacko's wife has just given birth to a baby boy.
"How long before we start having sex?" asks Michael.
Doctor: "I'd wait until he's at least 14"
What does Jacko have in common with a Big Mac?
They're both old meat between young buns.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael?
"Excuse me, but you're in my son"
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Anymore like them???
OOoooooo Me sides.
Anymore like them???
OOoooooo Me sides.
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knock knock.
whos there?
little boy blue.
little boy blue who?
MICHAEL JACKSON
knock knock.
whos there?
little boy blue.
little boy blue who?
MICHAEL JACKSON
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last 1 was from me Smee
last 1 was from me Smee
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What u call an essex girl with white eyes????
Full!!!!!!
and old classic from hight school that 1
Smee
What u call an essex girl with white eyes????
Full!!!!!!
and old classic from hight school that 1
Smee
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Wickford Jay
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I bought a new voice activated stereo for my Bravo the other day, if you say "house" it plays house music, if you say "pop" it plays pop music, but the other day I was driving near a school when two boys run out infront of my car, I said "****ing kids" and Michael Jackson's Bad started playing.
I bought a new voice activated stereo for my Bravo the other day, if you say "house" it plays house music, if you say "pop" it plays pop music, but the other day I was driving near a school when two boys run out infront of my car, I said "****ing kids" and Michael Jackson's Bad started playing.
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LOL classic. never heard that before.
Smee
LOL classic. never heard that before.
Smee
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michael jackson was in a shopping center doing autographs and a little boy goes up to him and says "michael can u do any majic tricks"
jacko replies "yeah, hes what to do, sit on my knee 1st"
so the kid sits on his knee,
michael says "can u feel my finger up your bum"
little boy says "yeah"
jack raises both arms and says
"LOOK! NO HANDS"
michael jackson was in a shopping center doing autographs and a little boy goes up to him and says "michael can u do any majic tricks"
jacko replies "yeah, hes what to do, sit on my knee 1st"
so the kid sits on his knee,
michael says "can u feel my finger up your bum"
little boy says "yeah"
jack raises both arms and says
"LOOK! NO HANDS"
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when is it bed time at jacko's house? When the big hand touched the little hand.
when is it bed time at jacko's house? When the big hand touched the little hand.
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What's number one in the Chinease pop charts?
The Tide I Is High
Sorry if this offends any1 i know it's horrible but i couldn't help but laugh
What's number one in the Chinease pop charts?
The Tide I Is High
Sorry if this offends any1 i know it's horrible but i couldn't help but laugh
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Buzz26
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I just found them over the net.Hope they are not too old....
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? -- 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? -- 45 mins.
What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? -- Sexual Harassment.
What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? -- $3.99 a minute.
How can you tell if your wife is dead? -- The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
How can you tell if your husband is dead? -- The sex is the same, but you get the remote.
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? -- Humpme Dumpme.
What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down? - Marriage.
How many men does it take to change a light bulb? -- None, they just sit there in the dark and complain.
What have men and floor tiles got in common? -- If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? -- Because those men already have boyfriends.
What is a man's view of safe sex? -- A padded headboard.
How do men sort their laundry? -- "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? - After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -- The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What do you call a smart blonde? -- A golden retriever.
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? -- The guy who can have a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular woman at the nudist colony? -- The woman who ate the last donut.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?-- A battery has a positive side.
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? -- Two mothers-in-law.
Best regards from Greece
Buzz
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If all you can see is the ground going round and round and hear screams coming from the other passengers, things are not at all as they should be.
I just found them over the net.Hope they are not too old....
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? -- 45 lbs
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? -- 45 mins.
What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman? -- Sexual Harassment.
What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man? -- $3.99 a minute.
How can you tell if your wife is dead? -- The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
How can you tell if your husband is dead? -- The sex is the same, but you get the remote.
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? -- Humpme Dumpme.
What's it called when a woman is paralyzed from the waist down? - Marriage.
How many men does it take to change a light bulb? -- None, they just sit there in the dark and complain.
What have men and floor tiles got in common? -- If you lay them properly the first time, you can walk all over them for life.
Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking? -- Because those men already have boyfriends.
What is a man's view of safe sex? -- A padded headboard.
How do men sort their laundry? -- "Filthy" and "Filthy but Wearable"
What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? - After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -- The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
What do you call a smart blonde? -- A golden retriever.
Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? -- The guy who can have a cup of coffee in each hand and still carry a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular woman at the nudist colony? -- The woman who ate the last donut.
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?-- A battery has a positive side.
Do you know the punishment for bigamy? -- Two mothers-in-law.
Best regards from Greece
Buzz
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If all you can see is the ground going round and round and hear screams coming from the other passengers, things are not at all as they should be.
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justin b
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gareth gates walks out of a shop with 50 packets of M&M's thing is he went in for a mars bar!mmmmmmmm
gareth gates walks out of a shop with 50 packets of M&M's thing is he went in for a mars bar!mmmmmmmm
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Wickford Jay
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What's the difference between a Bonus and a *****....... Your wife will always blow your Bonus!
What's the difference between a Bonus and a *****....... Your wife will always blow your Bonus!
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Gordon W
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What's the difference between sex and anal sex? Sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Doctors have found that Lipsyl is an effective cure for homosexuality... you smear it round your anus and it keeps the chaps away.
What's the difference between a Durex and a coffin? One you come in, one you go in.
Have Italian car... will be Italian driver
"Andate tutti a 'fanculo!"
What's the difference between sex and anal sex? Sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Doctors have found that Lipsyl is an effective cure for homosexuality... you smear it round your anus and it keeps the chaps away.
What's the difference between a Durex and a coffin? One you come in, one you go in.
Have Italian car... will be Italian driver
"Andate tutti a 'fanculo!"