o/t random thoughts

[patrick]

8 - Life is sexually transmitted.



7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.



6 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a Person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.



5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in Hospital
dying of nothing.



4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
Attention to criticism.



3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a Substantial
tax cut save you 50p?



2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the World
is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.



AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:

We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of cars in Britain. But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.


Maybe we should put the DVLA in charge of immigration

 

[andy]

pmsl @ the last one

Andy

 

[Rob]

you know at this rate patrick should be the comedian of this forum as hes doin a great job so far, havin said that there are other people i can think off

BRAVO, why settle for anything less.

 

[KeithR]

How do people put the non-stick surface onto a non-stick frying pan?

KeithR

 

[Ian]

How do you handcuff a man with one arm?

 

[Allan Wall]

re

talking about teflon, why dont they make teflon spades? i hate digging in wet with the mud sticking to a spade/shovel? or teflon plates easier to clean? teflon cars/lorries/alloys/teflon everything!!!

 

[Ian]

I think you've got a thing about Teflon Allan?

Are your bedsheets Teflon? lol

 

[Allan Wall]

re

nah, rubbers better for bedsheeets. . .

errr. .

 

[KeithR]

KeithR