No oral sex, says ute crash waitress

[Kier]

http://www.ntnews.com.au/article/2009/10/10/91575_ntnews.html

I like the wording under the photo of her

'BLOWN OUT OF PROPORTION: Waitress Allyson White says there was no oral sex prior to the crash. PICTURE: Fiona Morrison.'

 

[rallycinq]

What, exactly, were your search criteria when you found that article?

Cheers

SPD

 

[Jai]

her quotes are awesome!!!

 

[Ffoxy]

What a Minging Moose! :yuck:

 

[bludvl_x19]

I wouldnt say that to her face Ffoxy, going by the area, I would back her in a fight against just about everyone on this forum....

 

[JFL]

bit of willy snogging

 

[Ffoxy]

I wouldnt say that to her face Ffoxy, going by the area, I would back her in a fight against just about everyone on this forum....

I fought bigger women than her and lost Blud...

 

[Captain Mike]

her quotes are awesome!!!

+1

 

[Captain Mike]

"It may have looked bad when police first arrived as my 'girls' were hanging out all over the place. I also had a $5 note wedged between my boobs so they probably just assumed I was a sex worker or something ... but $5 is a bit cheap for a **** job."

I like the way she denies being a sex worker and then tells them about the going rate of a blow job

 

[Kier]

What, exactly, were your search criteria when you found that article?

Cheers

SPD

lol...was posted on a mates facebook >.>

 

[missey]

lmao

I wanna live in Humpty Doo

 

[dave]

lmao

I wanna live in Humpty Doo

you dont need to move that for to suck one

 

[missey]

you dont need to move that for to suck one

pmsl trust you

 

[JFL]

sucky sucku 5 dollar

 

[udtrev]

You don't think that she is related to the lady in this Darwin Award do you ?

http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/stupid2008-09.html