New Forum God - KirstyTL

[KirstyTL]

Re-named: the pirate appreciation thread!

I don't have a parrot though

 

[serin]

Re: Re-named: the pirate appreciation thread!

SHAME!!! you can always pretend!!!

 

[KirstyTL]

Hooray..what a plan! I already got me crew!

 

[Neofolis]

Don't recall Jack having one, might have though better of it with a name like Sparrow.

 

[KirstyTL]

He didn't, but he did have a very nice hat. There be sparrows round here, ya reckon its humanly possible to lassoo one??!

 

[Neofolis]

aaaarrrrggghhh you won't find a salty seadog usin' a lassoo, when there's a sword in 'is scabbard.

 

[KirstyTL]

Aye, but I would not wish to behead the wee piece of poultry.

 

[Neofolis]

Me either, but I don't think a pirate would think twice about it. How many vegetarian pirates have you heard of?

 

[KirstyTL]

True...but alas and alack I have taken my sword apart..tis now a dressage whip half covered with tinfoil. I sense plundering ahead...to the props cupboard!

 

[Neofolis]

Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhhhhh, you be a brazen wench, ye' should walk the plank for takin' yer sword apart. Av' ya no respect for the pirates code?

 

[KirstyTL]

The pirates code is more...guidelines.

 

[Magical Trevor]

The pirates code is more...guidelines.

hehe

 

[KirstyTL]

Welcome to the Caribbean, luv.

 

[Magical Trevor]

pass the rum

 

[KirstyTL]

*hands bottle* ...Drink up me 'earties. Yo ho *hic*

 

[Magical Trevor]

Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We're square

 

[Neofolis]

The rum there is called Bounty Rum, but they call it baby making rum. They also do a rather nice spiced rum, but it's damn hot.

 

[KirstyTL]

...it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.

 

[Magical Trevor]

...it is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels.

Why is the rum gone?

 

[KirstyTL]

dunno...blame Neofolis...