I have also said that I will spend all of my spare time on here for a while and then suddenly stop, which contradicts my wanting to be the highest poster unless of course I had already become the highest poster by that time.
If you hadn't already learnt, it's always a good idea to take most of what I say with a pinch of salt. I really don't care enough to want to be the highest poster and most of my spam isn't spam unless it's on a thread of no particular topic, in which case it can't really be off topic.