Ahh, German Porn - how every teenager i knew learnt German!
(joking aside, one of the old ladies I pick up speaks German so some of the lingo I learnt does come in handy [Ok, Good morning, good evening, no, yes, yes, harder, harder, can I come round and sh** your daughter etc])
And i thinkl the object you are thinkign of is called a speculum:devil: