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[ChrisUK]

i love it until i need to stand up in front of everyone at work

someone pitch a tent?

 

[Melpunto]

As if you didnt

 

[ChrisUK]

As if you didnt

Nope im fully drained for at least another few hours tbh . Just about getting feeling back now hehehe!

 

[jug]

i guess that is a chris way of saying you've got a new girlfriend? i thought so when you said you were no longer a forum perv in the rear thread.

loss of feeling for a few hours could be the sign of an infection, is she clean?

 

[Melpunto]

Lmao..

Aww Chris has a gf

 

[ChrisUK]

i guess that is a chris way of saying you've got a new girlfriend? i thought so when you said you were no longer a forum perv in the rear thread.

loss of feeling for a few hours could be the sign of an infection, is she clean?

Yeah its my missus . Worked things out lol. And yes she's clean :nerner:. Think its over use tbh

 

[jug]

wow you're back with the wife! didnt see that one coming. aww so mini-you has a dad again.

what happened did you get rid of the mother-in-law? go on you can tell me where she's buried.

 

[Captain Mike]

Yeah its my missus . Worked things out lol. And yes she's clean :nerner:. Think its over use tbh

10 tugs in an hour will do that to you

 

[Melpunto]

10 tugs in an hour will do that to you

Speaking from experience I take it

 

[ChrisUK]

wow you're back with the wife! didnt see that one coming. aww so mini-you has a dad again.

what happened did you get rid of the mother-in-law? go on you can tell me where she's buried.

lol why do you want to know where she's buried? .

Yeah me and the missus sorted out our issues, she grew a back bone and told her to f*** herself :slayer: :devil:

 

[jug]

10 tugs in an hour will do that to you

well you're the expert

 

[jug]

lol why do you want to know where she's buried? .

i was gonna embalm her and then sell her to some perv as a sex doll. there's a big market for that sort of thing.

 

[Melpunto]

well you're the expert

As if your not as well

 

[Ffoxy]

Yeah its my missus . Worked things out lol. And yes she's clean :nerner:. Think its over use tbh

Nice one Chris!

Just keep an eye open for any new "tricks" she picked up Shes hopefully had as much fun as u in between times, no bad thing tho IMO.

 

[klemster]

10 tugs in an hour will do that to you

you have to reach puberty first!!!:nerner: