LITTLE F***ERS!

[Cynic-al]

Driving down a residential street tonight in my girlfriends car when i noticed 3 youths stood in the road. Usual chav looking lads, baseball caps, tracksuits etc. Was driving towards them thinking wouldn't the world be a better place if i ran them over, when it dawned on me that they weren't getting out of the road. Thought i'd better go round them after what happened last time, as i was passing one of the little off his face scroats tried to kick the wing mirror!

What a dopy little twonk! I was soooo tempted to reverse into them, sadly the curb was too high so they could have just stepped on there to get out my way.

The only good thing was that he missed the mirror and hit the front wing, with any luck the 25mph impact will have done him serious harm!

Saying that it's my taxes that'll end up paying for his treatment so i can't win!

What is wrong with them???

I could rant on for ever so i'll stop!

 

[Rab]

Hopefully he's in agony.
Report the little scroat anyway cos if his mates and him decide to report you saying you hit him and drove off your stuffed.
Get in there first saying you didn't stop as you feared for your safety.
Is it just me or do the little twats cross the road looking at you while walking as slow as they can to make you slow down?
One of these days i won't slow down.
Sorry i could rant on about the little gits for hours too.

Rab.
"This is a LOCAL website for LOCAL people we'll not have any trouble here"

 

[crazy a$$]

i get that alot when i go out clubbin, i always drive and when going down roads close to the club people never get out the way finding it funny to just stand there and look at you while your nudging up closer and closer. i had enough the one time and stepped on it and smacked the chavy **** on the arse with my wing mirror and watched him spin round on the spot was pretty funny i think the police who were watching were entertained too. but these days i drive with the wheel nut wrench behind my seat just in case he he

chris

 

[Roberto]

Just put your foot down.....

A few less chav scum in the world won't hurt

Anyway, it's like duck hunting season...they're all fair game

Justifiable homicide

Rob

 

[seventeen]

just do what I do ....I chill down my window n tell them in no uncertain terms that *hey mate my front end can b replaced but a replacing a face like that, would b crimnal n i know who would get more pleasure* lol

 

[SyB]

Get this alot in my area near the local booze buster, Remember having an argument with the g/f once because a cocky shav decided to cross in front of me and i didn;t slow down, he ended up having to jump out the way just skimming my bonnet. If they are being total arses keep you speed to a controlled pace and drive straight through them,

 

[cynic-al]

that's what happened last time. i didn't change my speed or direction and mowed the lad down, he went up the bonnet, head hit the window, went over the roof and landed on the road. was a good few minutes before he woke up. All i could think about was what was going to happen to my insurance premiums.

 

[nico]

STRIKE!! Take it nothing came of it then Al. Tis difficult when you have your cars safety to consider (you might flatten 2 or 3 of them, but it's the fourth one thats settin your car a light in the meantime that worries me)

Last instance I had of this one of the lil divs was crossing with his pregnant gf - saw me coming and looking right at me, slowed to a half pace (really brave cos his pregnant girlfriend was this/my side of him!). Went one way, then the other, but on coming traffic - no sufficient space between them and the curb, so couldn't avoid colliding with the pair of them. Very fortunate I was on my bicycle eh!? (brakes on a bike realive to speed give even longer braker distance remember, and I wasn't doin less than 25).

Instances like this - I just get up and ride off, cos if I stopped to speak to them, the adrenaline would take over.

 

[smithers]

I get this all the time round my way, fit an induction kit/loud exhaust, put your foot down and see the little ******s run. As long as its not on a zebra crossing you should be ok.

 

[Anonymous]

When travelling slow I find that if you pull the handbrake and boot it for a second they usually get out of the way, the brave/stupid ones move when I release the handbrake.
There's a group who build skate ramps in the middle of the road and just saunter out of the way when they feel like it on our estate. Strangely enough they always move out of the way when they see me now.

Dave

 

[scottstead]

.It's hard to believe you people
Would risk breaking your very
Nice cars just to kill the little
Twats. I remember a few years ago
I had a cav 2.0i was driving
Thorough a rough neighbourhood
And some little **** threw a full
Can of beer at my door resulting
In a huge dint in the door
Little bastards was just about
To stop when about 10 lads with bats
And garden rakes came out so put foot down they
Tried chasing but raced off ****ing
Little twats hate them all don't go
Anywhere near now i have my bravo
Not risking damage especially when
I live quite close and if they see
What is on and in car would properly
Come up and nick the lots twats sorry
For ranting and raving but very annoying


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