Joke of the day-I hope it meets with your approval?

[Roger Ramjet]

A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling to his wife "Pack your bags honey, I just won the lottery!

All $10 million of it ....................Woooohoooo!"

"That's great, Darling!" she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

"Who cares," he replies, "Just **** off!"

 

[Roger Ramjet]

On reflection, I dont really care whether or not it meets with anyone's approval. Apart from Patrick, of course.

 

[Sabre23]

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Made I larf Roger.

Mark.

 

[Roger Ramjet]

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I'm glad to hear it, Old Boy.

 

[Sabre23]

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See, you can act like a normal adult.
Did it hurt? No!?!
Try it more often, sunshine. You might get to like it.

Mark.

 

[Ian]

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(or maybe not)

 

[Roger Ramjet]

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No it didn't hurt at all.

I'll rephrase my question - I hope it meets with everyones approval who has a sense of humour and can laugh at themselves.

Ian G-String therefore obviously excluded.

 

[CORE]

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Back to the original post,

My Boss has been in a "bad" mood all bloody day untill I told him that joke and he pissed himself.

Cheers mate.

CORE

 

[Roger Ramjet]

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No problemo, Core.

 

[jimbo]

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Yeah nice one roger .....well funny

hey a bit sick i know but

whats worse than letting michael jackson put your kids to bed ................................................................................................................... letting Ian Huntley bath em first

 

[CORE]

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Sick but dam funny

 

[Sabre23]

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag?

One's made of plastic and is dangerous to children:


The other you carry your shopping home in.

PMSL !!!

Mark.

 

[beeson100]

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whats white and bobs up and down in a babies cot?? ............jackos ass!

 

[ben]

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whats white and silver and walks into doors?

A child with forks in it's eyes!


What's blue and doesn't fit up the street anymore?

A dead epileptic!


(no offence intended officer)

ben