Geek Jokes

[Hellcat]

For them jokes that most people just don't get.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who can read binary, and those who can't.

During a recent SOX password audit I ran, I found that a blonde was using the following password:

'MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofy'.

When asked why such a big password, she quite innocently said ....

....she had been told that it had to be at least 8 characters long.

 

[bludvl_x19]

I'm not a geek (no, seriously!!) but I 'd at those

 

[colin79666]

There is no place like 127.0.0.1

I got them both

 

[bulldog5046]

oh god, i feel ashamed i understood them, and even laughed

get with the times though, 30111987

There's no place like ::1

 

[Plug]

What goes "pieces of seven, pieces of seven"?

A parrotty error.

I'll get me coat.

Cheers,

Plug

 

[Hellcat]

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

Smith & Wesson: The Original Point And Click Interface

If Linux were a beer, it would be shipped in open barrels so that anybody could **** in it before delivery

 

[volxstu]

Shut it Bit Brain. Thats all i know and i didnt laugh at any of the above.

 

[Hellcat]

For them jokes that most people just don't get.

Shut it Bit Brain. Thats all i know and i didnt laugh at any of the above.

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[ChrisUK]

at the linux open barrel one

 

[Focus Owner]

smith n western one made me giggle

 

[Captain Mike]

Linux LOL and Binary one

 

[colin79666]

God is real, unless declared integer