You're very welcome my dear. You are, unfortunately, a bit far away so any bodyguarding duties will have to be planned well in advance and I will sort out a rota of other sad middle aged gits as and when our wives will let us stay out for more than a few hours at a time or drive more than 30 miles from home. We do tend to get a bit lost and confused by those big blue direction signs when you get on those very wide roads. I mean you never know whether the road you're looking for is on the right or the left. Anyway, if you can give me 6 months notice as to when you will need bodyguarding, I'm sure we can sort something out.