Crazy Ikea

[joecinq]

i see where alex is coming from.......

edit- them ikea dudes were dumb!

 

[Helz]

I'm a bit of a bargain hunter and had the store been a few hundred miles further north might have been there in the crush myself. I was well amused by the line of abandoned cars down the entrance drive though, very eerie!

 

[ben]

£35 for a leather sofa! pretty good deal!!

 

[tstaboy]

I'd rather favour my life and stay away than get stabbed in the stampeed (sp)

 

[ben]

I'd rather favour my life and stay away than get stabbed in the stampeed (sp)

But think of the bargaining power: I got stabbed due to your lack of control on the crowds, i am however willing to avoid any legal nastyness if you agree to let me eat my dinner here for free each day for the rest of my life

:yum:

 

[JonnyBoy]

Bloody hell, how sad do you need to be to go to Ikea at midnight?!?!

As for that inbred w***er and his horse-faced bint, a random dude on the street who they interviewed on the news just now summed it up for me:
Interviewer: "What do you think about charles and camillas engagement?"
Random dude: "I couldn't give a monkeys!"
couldn't agree more

 

[The Negotiator]

The iikea food is fantastic, cheap and good meal! Once took the gf there for dinner, picked up a flat pack whilst I was at it!

 

[JonnyBoy]

The iikea food is fantastic, cheap and good meal! Once took the gf there for dinner, picked up a flat pack whilst I was at it!

How romantic, a flourescent-lit meal for two in a furniture shop

 

[The Negotiator]

I am of course just kidding.

.....couldn't afford the meatballs so got a take out hotdog, i went and got the car to save me queueing

 

[tstaboy]

But think of the bargaining power: I got stabbed due to your lack of control on the crowds, i am however willing to avoid any legal nastyness if you agree to let me eat my dinner here for free each day for the rest of my life

:yum:

true you've won me over with this remark

 

[ben]

.. but get 'em with chips... much nicer

The dime (daime?) bar dessert is really good too, though something crazy like £2.50!!

 

[The Negotiator]

Stop making me hungry!

 

[ben]

you know, i feel like driving down there right now, only about 20 minutes from here.....

* stops himself

no ben, no! you must get on with project...

 

[Dr_Pepper]

I think Ikea should encourage this. It's kind of like natural selection only more effective. If all the idiots kill each other the world will be a better place.

Loving this idea I completely agree!

About "that inbred w***er and his horse-faced bint" I think it's about time someone stood up for them - I'm a bit of a royalist and while Charles is not the sharpest tool in the box and while I don't know **** all about Camilla, it's up to them what they get up to and I don't mind - millions get divorced and remarried every year why shouldn't he be allowed to be happy the same as the rest of them? I'd much rather them as a couple when he is King than him as King on his own with her still his lover on the side.

As for making them get a job, Charles and particularly the Queen work a lot harder than most of us and often in difficult circumstances - how would you like to be followed by a pack of reporters everywhere knowing that any word you say is recorded and used to fuel rumours about all sorts.

The royal family do more for British tourism than anything else, they make us the envy of the developed world and they bring in far more money to the economy tenfold to what they cost to the taxpayer. The monarchy is one of the main things which made this country great and I think you'll find the majority of Britons still think it should contine to do so.

 

[The Negotiator]

I am in agreement, just not in the role it is now in which it still things it has power!

I don't care what they do I just hate them because they are ****s, enough said

 

[Dr_Pepper]

I think burglers are sh-ts, peodophiles are sh-ts, murderers are sh-ts. Not a 78 year old who works hard almost 365 days a year doing her best for the country.

 

[The Negotiator]

She works for no one but herself....but then again, i was refering to the prince and the caterpiller

 

[Dr_Pepper]

"She works for no one but herself...."

Oh my God is that really what you think. Oh dear.

Edit I just wrote another essay but I won't bother. It's all yours.

 

[The Negotiator]

I do think like that, I think they should be there for tourism but nothing else....

I think it's a joke that in the modern world being born into the right family like that can automatically win you money for life.