LOL, well I saw one beat an old lady in her electric wheelchair once but she was loading her shopping at the time.
In all seriousness, ladinnotts has the right viewpoint, owning acinq isn't about its raw power, it hasn't any, but about owning a cinq. A cinq is unlikely to beat pretty much most cars on the road. Surfin fella is correct in saying that if you do manage to beat anything, i.e. even a 1.25 fiesta, you are going to be forcing your engine so hard (and they have to take it easy) that the real long term laugh will be on you because your engine isn't going to like it one bit!
In all seriousness, a 899 cinq hasn't even much of a chance against my pittiful 1.0 litre Uno, why? I have an extra 5 HP and not any extra weight. My car is one of the slowest on the road and it makes the 899 even slower.
Remember, owning a cinq is about owning a cinq, not about owning a sports car; it isn't one.
Paul
My first signiture (a lot of thought put into it): If you can't find the switch to switch your fogs off I am sure I can help you! Damn fogs.