Sweetheart!
I am a 6ft 5" 15 stone bloke! You are obviously not keen on reality, nonce. I would reckon that 100% of people who "own" Audi TT's (the cars that fall over) are in the higher earning bracket and therefore, in the majority, fairly bright people. To spend your time writing the drivel you do would be wasted. You don't have an Audi TT, there isn't a 290BHP version, even when chipped and living in the Preston area you are obviously a Manc **** who's brother owns a Fiesta and you own an Astra. Should you wish to "meet" I would be delighted, but I suggest you read line 1 and bring some friends.