I feel your pain, Steve.
I ran over a dead deer (or it could have been a very large dog, also dead) in my DS3 two weeks ago and I've done it some serious mischief underneath.
Still waiting to hear what the cost will be, but I fear it will be mega £££.
My B's already off the road for the winter, so I've had to "liberate" the wife's car until mine is fixed.
I can now vouch for the fact that it's possible to be both in the doghouse and up sh*t creek at the same time.