Bird Poo!

[Charlotte]

After a lovely morning's shopping. Got back to my car to find a bird had poo'ed all over it! Looked like it had a stomach problem too! Made me very angry! Had to drive home in my once lovely black car now splodged with poo!!!! Gross! I washed it all off. Hope it doesnt stain! If I find the bugger he's had it!

Had to share.

 

[The Negotiator]

Watch out, Sammi will get mad at you saying things like that! :O

Don't have that problem with my bike

 

[Neofolis]

Be thankful it's not a blue car, not that I have one now, but I'm sure birds were convinced it was the sea.

 

[dave]

Be thankful elephants cant fly

 

[GhostWKD]

yellow cars worse than red lol

 

[Charlotte]

Be thankful elephants cant fly

It could have been an elephant. Took me 25 mins to get it all off. It was nasty!! :bang:

 

[sammiboo]

they gotta poo somewhere - i would rather have bird crap on my car any day than a big streaming dog turd

 

[surfin_fella]

at least a dog turd would be more solid

 

[sammiboo]

bird poo is a simple wipe - dog poo, er i wouldnt want to go near it :yuck:

 

[RedSei]

could be worse.. horse poo..
pete'll know what i mean

 

[Alex]

Bird poo is great paint stripper... has taken the top layer of part of my bonnet, it's down to the primer, must have been a big bird, or a group of birds.

 

[sammiboo]

bird poo can be very acidic - seabirds have higher rate of acidity in their poo, watchout when parking near the seaside....

 

[Alex]

Well, give them all antacid tablets then...

 

[Alex22]

Car umberellas> and normal umberellas for yourselves

 

[Charlotte]

They can poo where they want. Just not on my Punto ha ha ha. There was a lovely Corsa next to me it should have got that instead

 

[gaz.d]

my car never gets pooed on cause its always in the garage

but if it did i would cry too, or maybe it would be an excuse to wash it

 

[GhostWKD]

could be worse.. horse poo..
pete'll know what i mean

shouldnt scrape it up then ray

 

[Helz]

My car is a bird-poo free zone at the moment, my luck can't last. Am due to wash it tomorrow so it's bound to get pooed on!

 

[Neofolis]

Thinking about it my car hasn't had any poo on it since I've owned it. It's only been two months, but that's usually plenty of time, going by past experiance.