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Ffoxy

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Phew! :eek:

Fiesty Aussie gal huh? (y)

No love lost between the Aussies and New Zealanders then? :confused:

I souldnt be confused but its not QUITE as bad between the different parts of the UK. :D
 

jug

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what kind of wimp gets assaulted up by a teenage girl
 

custard

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Phew! :eek:

Fiesty Aussie gal huh? (y)

No love lost between the Aussies and New Zealanders then? :confused:

I souldnt be confused but its not QUITE as bad between the different parts of the UK. :D

aussies look on kiwis as there hillbilly cousins ;)
 

Ffoxy

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Still a bit extreme! :eek:
I remember working around Glasgow and the surrounding areas, I got lost frequently (before the days of Satnav) and I stooped by a local Glaswegian guy and said "Excuse me I am looking for (whatever place it was)," in my English accent and he said in his best Glasgow dialect :-

"I hape ye fiend it!" (n)

So I chose to ask ladies in the future and they were fabulous! (y)
A couple even offered to show me where I needed to go as long as I brought them back lol! :slayer:

Long live Scottish girls!! :D
 

jug

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and sheep shaggers

An extract from Mills & Boon's latest New Zealand blockbuster:

We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene.
We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her now. Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment. Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon. As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer.
Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and passed all too quickly. Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been. She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered 'BAAAA', and rejoined the flock.
 

bludvl_x19

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An extract from Mills & Boon's latest New Zealand blockbuster:

We met in a secluded field, the sun nearly kissing the evening horizon. The warm breeze was full of that earthy, musky scent that only those fortunate enough to live outside the urban rat race know, and a quiet whispering of leaves in the weeping willow overhead added the final touch to the most romantic scene.
We lay there, both naked. I knew I had to have her, and have her now. Without a word being spoken, I moved to a position of dominance. I could feel instantly that this was what she was waiting for as she frantically thrust her pelvis at my approaching organ. I moved slowly at first, inch by inch, until I was fully inside her. Then as the tension rose, we threw caution to the wind and abandoned ourselves to the moment. Although inexperienced, she approached every change of position with enthusiasm, moaning with despair every time I withdrew to prevent myself ending it all too soon. As the sexual tension heightened towards the inevitable mind blowing climax, it was all I could do to hold out any longer.
Finally, the moment we had been building up to was upon us, and passed all too quickly. Breathlessly we rolled together in the now damp grass. As the last deep orange glow of the long setting sun melted into the darkness of approaching night, we lay there still entwined in an amorous embrace. I kissed her long and lovingly, and whispered reassuringly how good she had been. She tenderly and sensuously licked my inner ear then whispered 'BAAAA', and rejoined the flock.



/Standing Ovation/

Absolutly Brilliant Jug, you arent a SheepShagg- - -erm, Kiwi yourself are you?


Us Aussies DO NOT like those whingers from UnZud, but we do love their rugby team, cos they make it so easy for us to beat them. (which we will at the RWC)

blu:devil:
 

jug

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no im not a kiwi!

i hope to move to australia one day and get myself a nice JDM integra
 
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