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..Police man that is! Spent my lovely day in blackpool with the misses, COming back M61 towards manchester foot on floor nicely doing 115mph for a T5 to come hurtling after me all lights flashing.......BALLS!!

Pulled into hard shoulder thought **** licence gone bye bye but NO!!

Instead of the usual **** he pulled up me aside to tell me my left hand brake light was out and warned me that there was speed cameras further down the road!

He then told me to watch my speed and well pissed off leaving me very very puzzled and with a huge cheesy grin on my face!!!
 
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did it make you retch? you know - when you swallowed?
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Was he in the car on his own??

If so (and if he either had no camera/or it wasnt working), the very very very nice policeman couldnt book you anyway, no matter how fast you were going. One to remember in the future..he he
 
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Oh yes they can. They changed that law a few years ago. DD needs two and they always wait on that one.
 
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i think for him to get off it must have been him, his girlfriend and his cars sexy ass that 'talked' the policeman round
 
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Well they may have changed the law, but my mate got away with it..it went all the way to court, he was caught doing 45 in a 30 zone. (about 6 months ago)

The judge said as there was no evidence and he was back out of court within 10 mins.

He never learns his lesson though, he has been caught twice since, he reckons they are out to get him..lol
 
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ah having no evidence is different. If he had an icar system he would have been nicked. That sounds like a beat bobby rather than a traffic jobby.
 
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Yeah, this was a 'beat bobby' on his own, i think he was driving an astra or something similar. It was near the center of town. I'm sure this was the same copper who nicked him for having his music too loud at 11:10pm.
 
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It was a volvo T5 brand new, they are known for hanging around on that stretch of road can only presume it was motorway cop, He did how ever wink at the misses so maybe that where she's been going at night???? LOL

I feel lucky today :O)

just wait for tomorrow i bet the **** hits the fan lol
 
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Sy - Is this one of those "im a cop to things" You becoming a cop an all lol.

:)

Or are you paying him a fiver a week too :)

:)

Mr Al
 
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I went Blackpool today, had a narrow escape ;)

.. Was chasing a Honda CBR 900 down the M6 doing 130 (downhill) when he decided to fly into the inside lane! So I followed and narrowly escaped two VW Golfs, one in the middle lane and one in the inside lane. Must of had millimeters (if that!) to spare.

Fun day :) :) :) :)
 
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Ian Ian Ian........... Dont tell sy things like that.... he'll bust you - Im paying him a fiver a week lol

:)

?Mr AL
 
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I'll bust him :)

Your paying him for what?

Just because you live out in the countryside and you've got no mates! No need to go and pay for them.

lol.

Ian.
 
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lol lol lol hahaa!!!!

Im paying him to keep the boys in blue away from my drug ring :) - In the country side.

lol

:)

Mr Al
 
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Wanna buy some dope?
 
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My mum said i should'nt buy from strangers

lol

:)
 
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My mum said wanna buy some dope?

lol
 
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I did mention i start on 27th August!!
As for the £5 a week Al your feckin cheque bounced lol,
Ian your mammas got dope, address please lol
 
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so ur saying if one of your fellow Bravo/a owners sparked up a joint you would nick them that isnt very nice is it now thats why police get a bad name (power mad)
james
 

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