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I fitted the towbar to my Panda today. I'd chosen the Umbra Rimorchi, removable towbar - the price was only 30 euro more than the fixed towbar and while I don't have a perceived need for a removable towbar, I thought it was worth a try at that price. I went for Umbra Rimorchi because it'd been recommended, though I should note that you find other brands recommended on here as well.
Umbra Rimorchi themselves were nice to deal with, though it was obvious the person I was dealing with was new to international sales and English wasn't her first language, however, she did her best and the negotiations and transaction went well. Just don't expect to do this in a mad, screaming hurry.
For Australians, if you're going to do an international money transfer (paying by Visa wasn't available though should be by now, they were just setting it up), get your bank to do it for you, it's a nightmare and even my bank found it tricky. The fee is something horrendous too. All up, it cost me just under $AU480 to buy the towbar and have it delivered to my work.
It's been said on here that the job will take only two hours - don't believe it. A mechanic experienced in fitting towbars will do it in two hours easily. Not so for a mug amateur who needs time to study things, time to find tools, time to find nuts and bolts to replace the fittings he broke, time to do things two or three times, etc. It took me six hours from starting to final washing of the paws, but I just pottered along and a sizable chunk at the end was spent trying to get the Thule bike rack to do what I wanted.
The pictures in the instruction sheet are large and sort of clear. The language is multi-lingual... in that there ISN'T ANY! That's right, no words, just pictures, though considering some sets of instructions I've struggled with, that's a massive improvement.
The job.
With piccies
First piccy, the poor dear, trembling in the shed, not knowing what was going to happen but scared it might sting a little.
There are screws underneath the wheel arches and these are tricky to get at with the wheels on, so I jacked her up and whipped the wheels off. Actually, this is a very smart move as you'll spend a lot of time on your back working under the car and the extra room is a godsend.
It's easy enough to put a trolley jack under the crossmember, lift both wheels off the ground, then place a worshop stand under either end of the crossmember. Wheel studs loosened before lifting, bricks (or similar) front and rear of the front wheels, car in first - having it fall on you would certainly add to the fitting time.
In each wheel arch, there are two screws holding the splash cover to the bumper, plus a torx screw right at the top corner holding the bumper to the body. Across the back and underneath, you have a small screw on each side, and two of those useless plastic clips arrangements in between. Said plastic clips were broken during removal (even the screw in the middle is low grade plastic). The final two screws are torx screws in the opening to the boot area, one on each side. Pretty obvious.
You need then to pull the bumper away from the body work. Looking at the photo below, you can see a series of lips - these feed into gaps between two body panels, it's sort of like feeding a sheet of cardboard in between two books. They pulled out easily enough, once you got them moving. I started at the front (wheel arch) corner and worked back towards the boot. You'll then have the whole thing try to land on your foot... but it can't because all the wiring is intact.
There are three wiring clips to undo - two on the left, one on the right. All very easy to unclip - just lift a tag and separate.
There is a line of wiring running across the rear crash beam. This is held in place with plastic clips that just pull out of the beam... or you can break them, you won't be needed them again.
The crash beam itself is held in place with three nuts on one side and four on the other. Very obvious. There's also a lot of goop used in the assembly and you need to break that. I simply undid the nuts, tilted the crash beam and tore it free of the goop. Once the crash beam was off, I used a chisel to scrape the goop free - easy job.
So now I have a crash beam surplus to requirements. Interestingly, the instructions show you throwing it in the bin.
You're supposed to unhook the exhaust pipe to give you more room to work. This is done by pulling a big, rubber donut off a hook. I did it by sliding a screwdriver in there and levering it off - if you look closely, you can see the screwdriver and how I used it.
However, I don't reckon it helped a great deal so if doing it again, I'd be tempted to leave it hooked up and only remove it forced to. Having said that, it's easy to get off and get back on again.
This next one is an interesting one. There's a round hole in the chassis rail with a square hole about 4" in front of it. You're provided with a strip of steel that has a bolt welded into the end of it. You have to feed it in through the square hole, then manoeuvre so that the bolt drops into the round hole.
This shows one strip fitted, with the other one held beside it.
Looking at it for the first time, it's a real 'oh yeah, as if this is going to work' moment, but after a bit of fiddling, the trick is obvious (you come in through the square hole and hold the strip with the bolt down) and the second one dropped right in.
There is a new mount either side for the new crash beam/towbar mount. These slip over the existing bolts (the ones used for the factory crash beam) and those bolts you just fitted to the back. They will only go on one side due to differences in the hole placing.
They are a little hard to see in this photo - you are looking for two large, black brackets.
Leave the brutes loose because the new towbar mount is a really tight fit between them. The towbar mount is also very heavy so having someone to help is good. I found the dog to be utterly useless, particularly as he slunk away once I started swearing.
Once fitted, I tightened everything up - nipped up at first to things a chance to settle into position, then pulled very tight. I found the tension wrench settings in the instructions about two hours after finishing the job so if you want to do it properly...
Yes, the towbar fittings themselves did come loose and hanging like that from the factory. Nor was it immediately obvious how it all fits together but once again, there's only one way it can go together and once tightened up, it looks like this.
I tested fitting the towbar itself a few times. Very easy... once you know how (that's right, no instructions). I also discovered that I don't have the key to lock it. Most annoying - let's hope my local locksmith is up to the job (one of the joys of being on the other side of the world).
Now it was time to refit the bumper.
You need to cut a piece out of it to go around the towbar mount. You could go mad trying to work out what you need to do from the instructions because they show a small, rectangular cut, then lots of other, much larger ones. They also show how to measure the small one up. Pfft. I simply mounted the bumper on the car (using only the two torx screws in the boot opening), slid underneath and marked the outer edges of the cut. The instructions said it needed to be 30mm wide, so I made it that wide (turned out to be perfect by 3mm).
I cut the peice out with my dremel - an easy way of doing it but don't run it at full revs like I did, you melt the plastic. I quick clean up with the file and she was ready to reinstall.
Re-installation was easy. I did the two torx screws in the boot opening first, pushed the bumper back into place, then remembered I hadn't plugged the wiring back in. Bumper off again, I plugged things in, then realised I hadn't secured the wiring to the towbar mount. Some zip ties later, I plugged in the wiring and remounted the bumper.
Once the torx screws in the boot opening were loosely installed, I fed those lips of the bumper into their groove, and tackled the screws in the wheel arches. Once they were done, I tightened the torx screws in the boot opening.
Now for the screws underneath. The two outer ones were easy - they just went into existing fittings in the bodywork.
The two inner plastic clips, that I'd already broken, hook into metal L brackets that hang from the towbar mount. There are a couple of issues here. The first is getting those L brackets into exactly the right shape. Mine needed removing a couple of times along with associated bashing and bending. Easily done but yeah, another half hour burt up doing something 'minor'. The second issue is having the right clip. Having broken mine, I used two gutter bolts.
Naturally, I checked that the gooseneck still actually fitted and worked as intended. Failing to do so is guaranteed to ensure that it doesn't. This time though, because I'd checked, it did, so I put the wheels back on and dropped her to the ground. I even remembered to put the plastic hub caps on first... after taking the first few nuts off so I could.
Thanks to the shadows, the mount may not be all that obvious - it looks like a small, round tube under the bumper, noticeable but certainly not offensive.
And here she is with the gooseneck fitted. A nice neat looking job methinks... though once again the shadows are working against me (what is it they say about black cats in dark rooms?).
You'll notice that I've said nothing about wiring up the plug. I'd ordered the Panda specific kit... and got a universal one. Maybe it doesn't make a difference. It even came with comprehensive instructions in English (and a few other languages), about fourteen kilometers of wiring in various hues and thicknesses and a scary little box. There are three or four different options for installation. To be honest, I was in no condition to try to work out what each one meant or indeed, if any were applicable, so I just sobbed quietly and put all that stuff back in the box. I don't need the wiring to carry my pushbike so I can save up to pay an autoelectrician to do it for me at a later date.
And that bike rack?
The Thule clipped right on as expected.
My bike fitted on as expected... which isn't a huge plus as I hate those rubber strap systems. These though, are chunkier than I've used before so maybe they will work. They even grabbed my steel framed bike - the thinner than 'modern' tubing means that often they don't fit.
Then I did battle with the stupid straps they've included to 'tie your bike down'. Those straps probably made sense in the marketing meeting but they do not work well in practice because they pull your bike back against the carrier and the pedal against the car. So I took them off and made my own.
In the photo, you'll also notice that I've got a second number plate - that's so that our loving government doesn't miss out on any speeding fines or red light camera fines and is required by law. Hooking it on with an occy strap like that isn't the best because it tilts upwards when driving and one day, Mr Plod will chat me for it, but it'll do until then.
Reversing with the bike on the back has the parking sensor in hysterics... and then it shuts down leaving a huge, yellow triangle sulking on your dashboard. Next time you start, you get a warning message and that same damned triangle however, if you don't have an obstruction and you put the car in reverse, the triangle goes out. This is going to drive me crazy as I have to reverse out of my driveway don't I, so I'm going to spend all my time with that triangle showing. Similarly for getting out of a car park. Can't say I'm happy.
Thus endeth the journey... for now. Sorry for the long post but I wanted it to be useful to someone else, even if not fitting the Umbra Rimorchi towbar.
Umbra Rimorchi themselves were nice to deal with, though it was obvious the person I was dealing with was new to international sales and English wasn't her first language, however, she did her best and the negotiations and transaction went well. Just don't expect to do this in a mad, screaming hurry.
For Australians, if you're going to do an international money transfer (paying by Visa wasn't available though should be by now, they were just setting it up), get your bank to do it for you, it's a nightmare and even my bank found it tricky. The fee is something horrendous too. All up, it cost me just under $AU480 to buy the towbar and have it delivered to my work.
It's been said on here that the job will take only two hours - don't believe it. A mechanic experienced in fitting towbars will do it in two hours easily. Not so for a mug amateur who needs time to study things, time to find tools, time to find nuts and bolts to replace the fittings he broke, time to do things two or three times, etc. It took me six hours from starting to final washing of the paws, but I just pottered along and a sizable chunk at the end was spent trying to get the Thule bike rack to do what I wanted.
The pictures in the instruction sheet are large and sort of clear. The language is multi-lingual... in that there ISN'T ANY! That's right, no words, just pictures, though considering some sets of instructions I've struggled with, that's a massive improvement.
The job.
With piccies
First piccy, the poor dear, trembling in the shed, not knowing what was going to happen but scared it might sting a little.
There are screws underneath the wheel arches and these are tricky to get at with the wheels on, so I jacked her up and whipped the wheels off. Actually, this is a very smart move as you'll spend a lot of time on your back working under the car and the extra room is a godsend.
It's easy enough to put a trolley jack under the crossmember, lift both wheels off the ground, then place a worshop stand under either end of the crossmember. Wheel studs loosened before lifting, bricks (or similar) front and rear of the front wheels, car in first - having it fall on you would certainly add to the fitting time.
In each wheel arch, there are two screws holding the splash cover to the bumper, plus a torx screw right at the top corner holding the bumper to the body. Across the back and underneath, you have a small screw on each side, and two of those useless plastic clips arrangements in between. Said plastic clips were broken during removal (even the screw in the middle is low grade plastic). The final two screws are torx screws in the opening to the boot area, one on each side. Pretty obvious.
You need then to pull the bumper away from the body work. Looking at the photo below, you can see a series of lips - these feed into gaps between two body panels, it's sort of like feeding a sheet of cardboard in between two books. They pulled out easily enough, once you got them moving. I started at the front (wheel arch) corner and worked back towards the boot. You'll then have the whole thing try to land on your foot... but it can't because all the wiring is intact.
There are three wiring clips to undo - two on the left, one on the right. All very easy to unclip - just lift a tag and separate.
There is a line of wiring running across the rear crash beam. This is held in place with plastic clips that just pull out of the beam... or you can break them, you won't be needed them again.
The crash beam itself is held in place with three nuts on one side and four on the other. Very obvious. There's also a lot of goop used in the assembly and you need to break that. I simply undid the nuts, tilted the crash beam and tore it free of the goop. Once the crash beam was off, I used a chisel to scrape the goop free - easy job.
So now I have a crash beam surplus to requirements. Interestingly, the instructions show you throwing it in the bin.
You're supposed to unhook the exhaust pipe to give you more room to work. This is done by pulling a big, rubber donut off a hook. I did it by sliding a screwdriver in there and levering it off - if you look closely, you can see the screwdriver and how I used it.
However, I don't reckon it helped a great deal so if doing it again, I'd be tempted to leave it hooked up and only remove it forced to. Having said that, it's easy to get off and get back on again.
This next one is an interesting one. There's a round hole in the chassis rail with a square hole about 4" in front of it. You're provided with a strip of steel that has a bolt welded into the end of it. You have to feed it in through the square hole, then manoeuvre so that the bolt drops into the round hole.
This shows one strip fitted, with the other one held beside it.
Looking at it for the first time, it's a real 'oh yeah, as if this is going to work' moment, but after a bit of fiddling, the trick is obvious (you come in through the square hole and hold the strip with the bolt down) and the second one dropped right in.
There is a new mount either side for the new crash beam/towbar mount. These slip over the existing bolts (the ones used for the factory crash beam) and those bolts you just fitted to the back. They will only go on one side due to differences in the hole placing.
They are a little hard to see in this photo - you are looking for two large, black brackets.
Leave the brutes loose because the new towbar mount is a really tight fit between them. The towbar mount is also very heavy so having someone to help is good. I found the dog to be utterly useless, particularly as he slunk away once I started swearing.
Once fitted, I tightened everything up - nipped up at first to things a chance to settle into position, then pulled very tight. I found the tension wrench settings in the instructions about two hours after finishing the job so if you want to do it properly...
Yes, the towbar fittings themselves did come loose and hanging like that from the factory. Nor was it immediately obvious how it all fits together but once again, there's only one way it can go together and once tightened up, it looks like this.
I tested fitting the towbar itself a few times. Very easy... once you know how (that's right, no instructions). I also discovered that I don't have the key to lock it. Most annoying - let's hope my local locksmith is up to the job (one of the joys of being on the other side of the world).
Now it was time to refit the bumper.
You need to cut a piece out of it to go around the towbar mount. You could go mad trying to work out what you need to do from the instructions because they show a small, rectangular cut, then lots of other, much larger ones. They also show how to measure the small one up. Pfft. I simply mounted the bumper on the car (using only the two torx screws in the boot opening), slid underneath and marked the outer edges of the cut. The instructions said it needed to be 30mm wide, so I made it that wide (turned out to be perfect by 3mm).
I cut the peice out with my dremel - an easy way of doing it but don't run it at full revs like I did, you melt the plastic. I quick clean up with the file and she was ready to reinstall.
Re-installation was easy. I did the two torx screws in the boot opening first, pushed the bumper back into place, then remembered I hadn't plugged the wiring back in. Bumper off again, I plugged things in, then realised I hadn't secured the wiring to the towbar mount. Some zip ties later, I plugged in the wiring and remounted the bumper.
Once the torx screws in the boot opening were loosely installed, I fed those lips of the bumper into their groove, and tackled the screws in the wheel arches. Once they were done, I tightened the torx screws in the boot opening.
Now for the screws underneath. The two outer ones were easy - they just went into existing fittings in the bodywork.
The two inner plastic clips, that I'd already broken, hook into metal L brackets that hang from the towbar mount. There are a couple of issues here. The first is getting those L brackets into exactly the right shape. Mine needed removing a couple of times along with associated bashing and bending. Easily done but yeah, another half hour burt up doing something 'minor'. The second issue is having the right clip. Having broken mine, I used two gutter bolts.
Naturally, I checked that the gooseneck still actually fitted and worked as intended. Failing to do so is guaranteed to ensure that it doesn't. This time though, because I'd checked, it did, so I put the wheels back on and dropped her to the ground. I even remembered to put the plastic hub caps on first... after taking the first few nuts off so I could.
Thanks to the shadows, the mount may not be all that obvious - it looks like a small, round tube under the bumper, noticeable but certainly not offensive.
And here she is with the gooseneck fitted. A nice neat looking job methinks... though once again the shadows are working against me (what is it they say about black cats in dark rooms?).
You'll notice that I've said nothing about wiring up the plug. I'd ordered the Panda specific kit... and got a universal one. Maybe it doesn't make a difference. It even came with comprehensive instructions in English (and a few other languages), about fourteen kilometers of wiring in various hues and thicknesses and a scary little box. There are three or four different options for installation. To be honest, I was in no condition to try to work out what each one meant or indeed, if any were applicable, so I just sobbed quietly and put all that stuff back in the box. I don't need the wiring to carry my pushbike so I can save up to pay an autoelectrician to do it for me at a later date.
And that bike rack?
The Thule clipped right on as expected.
My bike fitted on as expected... which isn't a huge plus as I hate those rubber strap systems. These though, are chunkier than I've used before so maybe they will work. They even grabbed my steel framed bike - the thinner than 'modern' tubing means that often they don't fit.
Then I did battle with the stupid straps they've included to 'tie your bike down'. Those straps probably made sense in the marketing meeting but they do not work well in practice because they pull your bike back against the carrier and the pedal against the car. So I took them off and made my own.
In the photo, you'll also notice that I've got a second number plate - that's so that our loving government doesn't miss out on any speeding fines or red light camera fines and is required by law. Hooking it on with an occy strap like that isn't the best because it tilts upwards when driving and one day, Mr Plod will chat me for it, but it'll do until then.
Reversing with the bike on the back has the parking sensor in hysterics... and then it shuts down leaving a huge, yellow triangle sulking on your dashboard. Next time you start, you get a warning message and that same damned triangle however, if you don't have an obstruction and you put the car in reverse, the triangle goes out. This is going to drive me crazy as I have to reverse out of my driveway don't I, so I'm going to spend all my time with that triangle showing. Similarly for getting out of a car park. Can't say I'm happy.
Thus endeth the journey... for now. Sorry for the long post but I wanted it to be useful to someone else, even if not fitting the Umbra Rimorchi towbar.