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homeward AndyPanda4x4 Please excuse the crapness but couldnt resist having a bash at recording this.

That is in no way crap.... :worship:

I don't think I've laughed so much in ages -- I still have tears rolling down my face. Just wonderful.... Thank you.... :slayer:

PS: I have an idea to make use of your 'normal' accent, in a similar project. All will be revealed later...! :D

PPS: I wonder if we could crowd-fund an album? You could record it under the name King Kurust.... ;)
 
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That is in no way crap.... :worship:

I don't think I've laughed so much in ages -- I still have tears rolling down my face. Just wonderful.... Thank you.... :slayer:

PS: I have an idea to make use of your 'normal' accent, in a similar project. All will be revealed later...! :D

PPS: I wonder if we could crowd-fund an album? You could recored it under the name King Kurust.... ;)

No problem, glad you had fun with it :) (y)

Im intrigued! Making use of my unintelligible Ayrshire Accent! This I am very interested in!
 
That was just fabulous. The lyrics were very clever and made me laugh (thanks homeward for writing it) and the finished result was excellent in every sense of the word. onemanmade & homeward is it ok if I share it over on fiat-scotland as they'd love it

Oh and damn you as I'm meant to be staying away from this section just in case... :ROFLMAO:
 
That was just fabulous. The lyrics were very clever and made me laugh (thanks homeward for writing it) and the finished result was excellent in every sense of the word. onemanmade & homeward is it ok if I share it over on fiat-scotland as they'd love it

Oh and damn you as I'm meant to be staying away from this section just in case... :ROFLMAO:

Once you have been to this section twice its already too late :)

I dont have any problem with you sharing :)
 
PS: I have an idea to make use of your 'normal' accent, in a similar project. All will be revealed later...! :D

Im intrigued! Making use of my unintelligible Ayrshire Accent! This I am very interested in!

I’m Gonna Drive (500 Miles)
– from the hit movie and musical (Seeing the) Sunshine from Underneath

When I wake up, well, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be the Panda wakes up next to me
When I go out, yeah, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be the Panda goes along with me
If I get drunk, well, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be *another* Panda next to me
And if I waiver, hey, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be *three* Pandas waivering wi’ me

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the man who drove a thousand miles
To find a rust-free door

When I’m working, yes, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be the Panda I’ll be working wi’
And when the money goes out for the work I do
I’ll spend almost every penny on one new
When I come home (When I come home), oh, I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who drives a Panda [oo]
And if it breaks down, well, I know I’m gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who’s breaking down there too

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the man who drove a thousand miles
To find a rust-free door

Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

When I’m lonely, well, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be the Panda driving without me
And when I’m dreaming, well, I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about a Sisley that’s brand new
When I go out (When I go out), well, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be the Panda goes along with me
And when I come home (When I come home), yes, I know I'm gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who drives a Panda [oo]
I’m gonna be the man who’s breaking down there too

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the man who drove a thousand miles
To find a rust-free door

Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the man who drove a thousand miles
To find a rust-free door


Letters on a Panda car
(B-side)

When you go will you glue back the letters on a Panda car?
Take a look up the meanings from Selecta to Bianca

Well took off all my seals the other day
Spent the evening thinking about all the fluids that flowed away
Across the garage to the worn out points
I wonder what to put in when it comes to CV joints

When you go will you glue back the letters on a Panda car?
Take a look up the meanings from Selecta to Bianca

I’ve looked at the scrapheap tried hard to imagine
The way you felt the day you swapped your CityVan for Eleganza
We should have stopped you, we should have warned you
But you know our way of timing is always one tooth out

When you go will you glue back the letters on a Panda car?
Take a look up the meanings from Selecta to Bianca

Tacchini no more, Estivale no more
Solar no more, Sky no more
Tacchini no more, Estivale no more
Solar no more, Sky no more
Tacchini no more, Estivale no more
Solar no more, Sky no more

I wonder my oil will you ever return
To help us put the life back in a rusting barn-found Dance?
Do we not drive her I think we all tell you about
Do we have to drive so hard to prove how much it revs?

When you go will you glue back the letters on a Panda car?
Take a look up the meanings from Selecta to Bianca

Trekking no more, Parade no more
Climbing no more, Shopping no more
Trekking no more, Parade no more
Climbing no more, Shopping no more

Trekking no more, Parade no more
Climbing no more, Shopping no more
Trekking no more, Parade no more
Climbing no more, Shopping no more​
 
I’m Gonna Drive (500 Miles)
– from the hit movie and musical (Seeing the) Sunshine from Underneath

When I wake up, well, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be the Panda wakes up next to me
When I go out, yeah, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be the Panda goes along with me
If I get drunk, well, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be *another* Panda next to me
And if I waiver, hey, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be *three* Pandas waivering wi’ me

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the man who drove a thousand miles
To find a rust-free door

When I’m working, yes, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be the Panda I’ll be working wi’
And when the money goes out for the work I do
I’ll spend almost every penny on one new
When I come home (When I come home), oh, I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who drives a Panda [oo]
And if it breaks down, well, I know I’m gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who’s breaking down there too

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the man who drove a thousand miles
To find a rust-free door

Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

When I’m lonely, well, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be the Panda driving without me
And when I’m dreaming, well, I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about a Sisley that’s brand new
When I go out (When I go out), well, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be the Panda goes along with me
And when I come home (When I come home), yes, I know I'm gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who drives a Panda [oo]
I’m gonna be the man who’s breaking down there too

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the man who drove a thousand miles
To find a rust-free door

Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the man who drove a thousand miles
To find a rust-free door


Letters on a Panda car
(B-side)

When you go will you glue back the letters on a Panda car?
Take a look up the meanings from Selecta to Bianca

Well took off all my seals the other day
Spent the evening thinking about all the fluids that flowed away
Across the garage to the worn out points
I wonder what to put in when it comes to CV joints

When you go will you glue back the letters on a Panda car?
Take a look up the meanings from Selecta to Bianca

I’ve looked at the scrapheap tried hard to imagine
The way you felt the day you swapped your CityVan for Eleganza
We should have stopped you, we should have warned you
But you know our way of timing is always one tooth out

When you go will you glue back the letters on a Panda car?
Take a look up the meanings from Selecta to Bianca

Tacchini no more, Estivale no more
Solar no more, Sky no more
Tacchini no more, Estivale no more
Solar no more, Sky no more
Tacchini no more, Estivale no more
Solar no more, Sky no more

I wonder my oil will you ever return
To help us put the life back in a rusting barn-found Dance?
Do we not drive her I think we all tell you about
Do we have to drive so hard to prove how much it revs?

When you go will you glue back the letters on a Panda car?
Take a look up the meanings from Selecta to Bianca

Trekking no more, Parade no more
Climbing no more, Shopping no more
Trekking no more, Parade no more
Climbing no more, Shopping no more

Trekking no more, Parade no more
Climbing no more, Shopping no more
Trekking no more, Parade no more
Climbing no more, Shopping no more​

Slightly disappointed that you went down the populist route, rather than Scottish folk songs, which might have been more challenging. Most would be too obscure, but Donald Where's Your Panda might work (Maybe Cameron where's your Panda..... ;) ), or Gipsy Panda.... Apart from that :slayer:
 
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I’m Gonna Drive (500 Miles)
– from the hit movie and musical (Seeing the) Sunshine from Underneath

When I wake up, well, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be the Panda wakes up next to me
When I go out, yeah, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be the Panda goes along with me
If I get drunk, well, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be *another* Panda next to me
And if I waiver, hey, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be *three* Pandas waivering wi’ me

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the man who drove a thousand miles
To find a rust-free door

When I’m working, yes, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be the Panda I’ll be working wi’
And when the money goes out for the work I do
I’ll spend almost every penny on one new
When I come home (When I come home), oh, I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who drives a Panda [oo]
And if it breaks down, well, I know I’m gonna be
I'm gonna be the man who’s breaking down there too

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the man who drove a thousand miles
To find a rust-free door

Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

When I’m lonely, well, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be the Panda driving without me
And when I’m dreaming, well, I know I'm gonna dream
I'm gonna dream about a Sisley that’s brand new
When I go out (When I go out), well, I know it’s gonna be
It’s gonna be the Panda goes along with me
And when I come home (When I come home), yes, I know I'm gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who drives a Panda [oo]
I’m gonna be the man who’s breaking down there too

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the man who drove a thousand miles
To find a rust-free door

Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da
Da lat da (Da lat da), da lat da (Da lat da)
Da-da-da dun-diddle un-diddle un-diddle uh da-da

But I would drive five hundred miles
And I would drive five hundred more
Just to be the man who drove a thousand miles
To find a rust-free door


Letters on a Panda car
(B-side)

When you go will you glue back the letters on a Panda car?
Take a look up the meanings from Selecta to Bianca

Well took off all my seals the other day
Spent the evening thinking about all the fluids that flowed away
Across the garage to the worn out points
I wonder what to put in when it comes to CV joints

When you go will you glue back the letters on a Panda car?
Take a look up the meanings from Selecta to Bianca

I’ve looked at the scrapheap tried hard to imagine
The way you felt the day you swapped your CityVan for Eleganza
We should have stopped you, we should have warned you
But you know our way of timing is always one tooth out

When you go will you glue back the letters on a Panda car?
Take a look up the meanings from Selecta to Bianca

Tacchini no more, Estivale no more
Solar no more, Sky no more
Tacchini no more, Estivale no more
Solar no more, Sky no more
Tacchini no more, Estivale no more
Solar no more, Sky no more

I wonder my oil will you ever return
To help us put the life back in a rusting barn-found Dance?
Do we not drive her I think we all tell you about
Do we have to drive so hard to prove how much it revs?

When you go will you glue back the letters on a Panda car?
Take a look up the meanings from Selecta to Bianca

Trekking no more, Parade no more
Climbing no more, Shopping no more
Trekking no more, Parade no more
Climbing no more, Shopping no more

Trekking no more, Parade no more
Climbing no more, Shopping no more
Trekking no more, Parade no more
Climbing no more, Shopping no more​

Love it, I will try to record these tonight!
 
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