After a lovely morning's shopping. Got back to my car to find a bird had poo'ed all over it! Looked like it had a stomach problem too! Made me very angry! Had to drive home in my once lovely black car now splodged with poo!!!! Gross! I washed it all off. Hope it doesnt stain! If I find the bugger he's had it!

Had to share.

Watch out, Sammi will get mad at you saying things like that! :O

Don't have that problem with my bike

Be thankful it's not a blue car, not that I have one now, but I'm sure birds were convinced it was the sea.

Be thankful elephants cant fly

yellow cars worse than red lol

dave said:

Be thankful elephants cant fly

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It could have been an elephant. Took me 25 mins to get it all off. It was nasty!! :bang:

they gotta poo somewhere - i would rather have bird crap on my car any day than a big streaming dog turd

at least a dog turd would be more solid

bird poo is a simple wipe - dog poo, er i wouldnt want to go near it :yuck:

could be worse.. horse poo..
pete'll know what i mean

Bird poo is great paint stripper... has taken the top layer of part of my bonnet, it's down to the primer, must have been a big bird, or a group of birds.

bird poo can be very acidic - seabirds have higher rate of acidity in their poo, watchout when parking near the seaside....

Well, give them all antacid tablets then...

Car umberellas> and normal umberellas for yourselves

They can poo where they want. Just not on my Punto ha ha ha. There was a lovely Corsa next to me it should have got that instead

my car never gets pooed on cause its always in the garage

but if it did i would cry too, or maybe it would be an excuse to wash it

RedSei said:

could be worse.. horse poo..
pete'll know what i mean

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shouldnt scrape it up then ray

My car is a bird-poo free zone at the moment, my luck can't last. Am due to wash it tomorrow so it's bound to get pooed on!

Thinking about it my car hasn't had any poo on it since I've owned it. It's only been two months, but that's usually plenty of time, going by past experiance.