http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/7047244.stm
reality : you are a burger munching fat ****, get off your expansive arse and make a salad, don't bitch and whine about not being able to see your cock let alone your feet past your ever expanding waistline.
reality : you are a burger munching fat ****, get off your expansive arse and make a salad, don't bitch and whine about not being able to see your cock let alone your feet past your ever expanding waistline.